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Old Jan 20th, 2004, 07:37 PM        Caption Contest, round 4!
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Old Jan 20th, 2004, 07:42 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2004, 09:08 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2004, 10:23 PM       
i've seen that movie and it scared the fuck out of me when i was young. fuck you for posting that pic and bringing back all that shit. there is no way i'm sleeping tonight. asshole....

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Old Jan 20th, 2004, 10:24 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2004, 11:05 PM       
"SHUT THE FUCK UP MEATMAN BEFORE I SINK MY TEETH INTO YOUR FUCKING SKULL!"

























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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 01:30 AM       
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i've seen that movie and it scared the fuck out of me when i was young. fuck you for posting that pic and bringing back all that shit. there is no way i'm sleeping tonight. asshole....

What movie? I didn't see it.
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 02:07 AM       
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 10:55 AM       
Thanks for saying why. And thanks to Meatman for making another caption thread that's getting more and more popular.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 07:12 AM       
Trilogy of Terror starring the immortal Karen Black jeanette.

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got any cheese?

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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 03:15 PM       
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN JAWS AND A FRENCH GUY HAVE SEX.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 06:19 PM       
What Happens, you appear?
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Old Jan 23rd, 2004, 06:22 PM       
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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 02:07 PM       
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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 03:35 PM       
Eat what, you? Not if your a frenchman with jaws.
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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 03:42 PM       



HI~A I MAKE YOU A PIZZA


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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 04:33 PM       
Hey, I deserved it.

I'm gonna go make out with my girlfriend now.
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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 04:35 PM       
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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 04:38 PM       
Dude he keeps giving me dirty looks.

I think he punched me in the kidney in the hallway, or maybe some really tiny kid behind me tripped or something.
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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 04:46 PM       
If you want, I can kick his ass just like I did with a pipe to that fat guy in my dream.
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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 04:58 PM       
Holy shit, this IS a lot like that dream, but the fat guy is a skinny Arab.

She's broken up and gone back out with him four times.

Aw man now I'm self-conscious.
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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 08:23 PM       
Watch her do it again. Watch it!
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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 09:16 PM       
Edward smiled slightly; he felt warm inside whenever Johnny praised him like that. It was nice.

Johnny was astounded by Edward’s lips. What he couldn’t understand was, why were they purple? Was he, like, a fashion reject? Although he did approve of the skin-gripping leather suit. Oh, how Johnny wanted him. How he wanted to press his lips against those beautiful, purple ribbons of…. Purple.

As for Edward, he was having a little trouble controlling those bits and pieces of his. He’d never felt these feelings before, not even for Kim. But now things were stirring inside him. “Johnny…?” he whispered.

Johnny didn’t hear him. “Hey! Candy!” He pulled out two candy bars. “One for me, one for you.”

Johnny looked at Edward’s hands. “Can you eat like that?”

Of course, Edward could, but he didn’t want Johnny to know that. He shook his head no.

Johnny unwrapped the Hershey’s for Edward. “Er, should I feed you?”

Edward blushed. He nodded, and Johnny scooted closer to him. He snapped off a piece of the chocolate, and held it to Edward’s lips. Edward opened his mouth shyly, and Johnny’s fingers tenderly put the chocolate inside.

Edward slowly chewed the candy, the red flush still covering his cheeks. This man was doing the most erotic thing anyone had ever done to him, and Edward was just about to faint. Johnny was very far from fainting, but this was the most erotic thing for him too. {Man, you are soooo lame… Turned on by candy?! Eaten by the sexiest, most beautiful… man… ever…}

Johnny gave Edward the next piece of candy the same way, and they continued that way for the entire candy bar. By this time, both Johnny and Edward were rock hard. Edward, unfortunately, did not know what was happening, and was embarrassed and a bit frightened. He had never reacted this way to anyone feeding him before.


“Johnny.” Edward looked at the man before him with frightened eyes. “I don’t know what’s happening to me.”

“What do you mean?” Johnny stroked Edward’s hot cheek to calm him, but it just sent a red-hot bolt of lust to Edward’s groin.

Edward moaned, sounding like a bitch in heat. Johnny grew harder, if it was possible, when Edward showed him his hard-on through his leather suit.

“I don’t know what it is,” Edward whispered. “I don’t know how it got there. What is it, Johnny?”

Johnny looked into Edward’s trusting, yet scared eyes. He truly didn’t know why he was hard. Hell, he didn’t even know what an erection was.

“Um,” Johnny started. “That would be your penis. And it’s hard because you’re aroused.”

Edward moaned again, and unknowingly spread his legs. “Please make it go away, Johnny,” he begged.

Johnny opened his mouth, but no sound came out. He couldn’t accept that a man sexy beyond belief was asking him to get rid of his erection. {And he’s a virgin,} Johnny thought lustily.

“Can we get you out of this?” Johnny asked, tugging on the black leather.

Edward nodded. “I think so, but I would have to cut myself out.”

“Do it. You can wear some of my clothes.”

Edward started to snip up the arms of his outfit, and soon, the upper half of his body was naked. Johnny helped him out of his shoes, while getting an eyeful of clothed male perfection. He finally reached to Edward’s waist, and pulled the suit past Edward’s hips, down and off his feet.

Edward was so embarrassed, that had anyone seen him like this, they would never have believed he was ever pale. The organ was huge and pulsing, and it ashamed him for Johnny to see it. Johnny, on the other hand, was nearly salivating. It was eight perfect uncircumcised inches of beauty, and Johnny was about to cum in his pants.

Edward whimpered, and closed his eyes. He didn’t know what was going to happen, but he knew it was going to do with that…. Thing.

“Edward,” Johnny said.

Edward opened his eyes to see Johnny smiling gently at him. “I’m going to teach you what to do in cases like this, ok?”

Edward nodded.

“Now, you can’t masturbate with your hands, because that would hurt like Hell. So, you need to rub up against something. Something like…” He looked around. “Do you have a bed around here?”

Edward nodded. “Downstairs, in the master bedroom.”

“Let’s go there.”

Both men went to the bedroom, where Johnny turned on the light to see a gigantic king-size bed.

“Ok, now lay in it on your stomach,” Johnny instructed. Edward did so, and moaned as his erection was stimulated by the surface.

“Now, thrust your hips into the bed.”

Edward thrust. He moaned every time his cock dug into the bed. Johnny had never seen anything as erotic as this in his entire life, and he was an avid porno viewer.

Edward screamed as he came, immense pleasure washing over him in waves. He had never felt anything this good, never.

Johnny wanted desperately to touch himself, but he thought that might scare Edward off, so he kept his hands and dick away from each other.

Edward looked over at Johnny, a dreamy look on his face. “Th-That was…” he started. “Amazing. I’ve… I’ve never had that much pleasure before.”

Johnny smiled at him. “It can get better.”

Edward was agape. “How?”

“If someone enters you. Man, it’s like *wow*.”

“Have-Have you been ‘entered’ before?”

“Yeah.” He sat down next to Edward.

Edward spied Johnny’s erection. “Johnny. Your penis is aroused too.”

Johnny blushed. “It’s nothing.”

“But you should do what I did to make it go away!” Edward sat up next to Johnny. “I want you to feel good too.”

Johnny pressed his lips to Edward’s cheek, thinking nothing of this action. “No, it’s nothing. Go to sleep. Most of the time mine just go on their own.”

“A-Allright….”

They laid down, and tried to sleep. But Edward’s mind was on the kiss, and Johnny’s was of Edward thrusting against the bed. [Cannot *wait* to get those hands fixed…]
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Old Jan 24th, 2004, 11:23 PM       
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