I've Given Up Drinking...

[executioneer]

oh sure having to pay 3 times as much to get the same drunk is GREAT

-willie

[Mr. Vagiclean]

but you can chug along three times as many cold beer bottles while watching your friends mumble their crap incoherently . I always love watching them go apeshit

[executioneer]

i don't drink beer

-willie

[Mr. Vagiclean]

come on willie, MY name is will too, we gotta have fuggin SOMETHING in common.

[Big McLargehuge]

I know what you mean willie, i went to mexico with my friends and had 14 shots and 4 beers and was still less drunk than any of those fuckers, BEING BIG SUX also i've never even vomitted

[executioneer]

i partially bypass my problem by drinking vodka and Red Bull or "kleinfelds", either it's just a combination fo caffeine rush and alcohol buzz or it somehow MAKES THE ALCOHOL WORK BETTER

-willie

[Dole]

I love drinking, but I only drink a couple of nights a week and not that much.....smoking is SO much harder to give up. I have cut down a lot but that last push is proving pretty damn hard.

[TeRRaNuSER]

haha, i quit smoking the day i decided i wanted to. it wasnt hard at all, youre just weak.

[executioneer]

w/e NEWB I quit smoking before I STARTED

-willie

[Dole]

"haha, i quit smoking the day i decided i wanted to. it wasnt hard at all, youre just weak."

1) A 200 a day habit is hard to quit
2) non-smokers are rubbish
3) Ex-smokers are worse
4) You only smoked once, and it made you cry
5) You cried mainly because of fear of 'Mummy'
6) Don't get me started on 'Daddy'
7) Your dreams are filled with fevered landscapes of worringly phallic cigarettes menacing you
8 ) whats more disturbing is some of these dreams are 'wet' ones
9) Anyone who uses upper case letters randomly in their username is automatically a cUnT
10) The only time you tried to buy cigarrettes, you involuntarily defecated in your knickers when you tried to say the word 'cigarettes'
11) That experience became integrated in your phallic horror/sex dreams
12) Those ones were ALL wet
13) Smoking hates you
14) I hate you
15) 'Mummy' hates you
16) She'd hate you slightly less if you still smoked, it would mean you die sooner
17) Thats it for now- may add to this as need arises.

[soundtest]

wanna know irony? i'll tell u irony!

i am fucking HAMMERED right now!

and i agree with ONLY willie here. and i agree with hime 100%. and one day there will be a mock meet. and i am an alcholic and i will have HIM a drinking contest :D



edit: i prolly agree with dole too but am too inebriated to think HAHAHAH i'm a fucking LOSER

[executioneer]

OKAY

-willie

[soundtest]

holy shit!@ u are here! it's on!!!!!

[executioneer]

not NOW, i have to work

-willie

[DamnthatDavid]

I have yet to give heavy drinking a try yet. Just don't have enough money. But I hate beer, stuff is fucking nasty and full of fat.

Oh yer, but I does enjoys wetting me whistle once in a while on some of der dem whiskey. Clear's out me throat real nice like.
Taste better den them average joe supa market beers.

I feel confident that when I do start pulling in the money, enough to spend on the finer things in life, that my Irish and German blood will hold me through some fun times ahead.

[soundtest]

FUCK OFF LIGHTWEIGHT

and willie name your poison

[TeRRaNuSER]

1) I smoked for 7 years
2) smokers are disgusting
3) smokers who want to quit but dont are worse
3) 'mummy' hates you more than me
4) You are weak
5) YOU
6) ARE
7) WEAK

[MISTER BIG T]

I stopped while I was dating my ex. But as she is my ex, she cannot complain if I take few nowadays again.

[Dole]

18) Poo off twat nose

[Protoclown]

Dole and Willie made me LOL

Professor, good for you for making such a serious change in your life. That takes a lot of commitment and I think that's really cool that you and your girl both quit something for each other.

I'm actually thinking of taking UP drinking right about now.

[The Unseen]

My friends dad was an alcoholic and on suicide watch so my friend stopped drinking.

[Snatchtastic]

Damn, I feel worse for Proffesor Cool's Fiance for quiting smoking. It's a prime fucking bitch to quit. One day I was watching Family Guy and Brain the dog lit a smoke and the craving hit.

Good for you for quitting the booze, good luck.

[executioneer]

ketel one, soundtest :achewood

-willie

[soundtest]

sorry man after last night i'm never drinking again

[liquidstatik]

Good job, Prof!