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bigtimecow · #1

first one uploaded it to the wrong name so

EverythingWillSuck · #2

i love that gif soo much.

ArrowX · #3

Rez · #4

they always pose like they're in Mortal Kombat or something :/

Ninjavenom · #5

BM isn't gay (well, completely), but Immortal certainly are.

Sacks · #6

That witch hat guy is totally kicking my ass.

Helm · #7

I don't think that's actually immortal. Only the one on the right kinda looks like Abbath. Anyway, yes, dressing up and posing like you're all evil is silly, but then again, it must be taken into the theatrical context of this kind of music. I mean, look at prime period gehenna:

Doesn't this set a certain mood?

slavemason · #8

I don't know shit from shineola about these bands but I thought it was that Dimi Bourg or something like that. They're definitely potential DoucheBags (for you R&R Confidential people).

Todeswalzer · #9

Its Immortal.
That little splice is from the Call Of The Wintermoon video
It involves alot of random running through the woods in a witch hat, its the funniest shit ive ever seen.
And give me some credit for it u jew, i sent it to you.

bigtimecow · #10

shut up DAN

Dixie · #11

that immortal video never fails to make me laugh. but immortal aren't gay! THEY RULE YOUR SOON UNDEAD ASSHOLE. immortal videos are great i miss the one with hellhammer where abbath runs down a moutnain side. he looks like a cricket. black metal in general nowdays is thuper gay it seems. they used to try to be ugly, which was cool. now they're all trying to be pretty, which is gay.

Helm · #12

You're talking about Mighty Ravendark and yeah that's an awesome video.

bigtimecow · #13

HEY GUYS, BLACK METAL SUCKS, DONT YOU GET IT?

Todeswalzer · #14

no ADAM

BM doesnt suck
Immortal is primetime entertainment.
The most entertaining shit ever.

Pyorrhea · #15

immortal sucks dick...

Emporer, mayhem, dark funeral, marduk, enthroned, the legion and aggaloch all take a shit on dimmu gayer and immortal...

EverythingWillSuck · #16

dark funeral

Pyorrhea · #17

what does everyone have against dark funeral here? They kick ass.

Helm · #18

Image-wise they look rediculous in their 'I am eeevil' make-up. Moreso than usual black-metallers, and that's saying something. Then, what comes out of their mouths at interviews is just so... so retarded. "We're faster than Marduk! If not, we'll be on our next record!". Then, they keep making the same record over and over again. The same thing. I can't stand it. And they've put out a cover album, I think, which is the absolute worst thing a black metal band of all things, should put out.

Their understanding of the black metal aesthetic is lacking, the music repetitive and obviously are morons. They should be shot.

Pyorrhea · #19

well, fuck my arse... I like em, i like all the albums i have of them, ...internum and satanas, so whatever... i like marduk more though, because they have fistfucking gods planet.

Helm · #20

Marduk is seriously one of the worst black metal bands out there. Dunno what's wrong with you.

EverythingWillSuck · #21

no i think that belongs to impaled northern moonforest

Ninjavenom · #22

Anaal Nathrakh are what Mayhem should have been. Regardless of how influential they were, their music was fucking boring.

Listen to Anorexia Nervosa, not Dimmu.

Spear of Longinus, not fucking Emperor.