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mburbank · #1

Sunday, June 15'th, will see the debut of the first ever Max Burbank Written and Directed....

Unitarian Sunday School Pageant.

I shit you not.

sspadowsky · #2

I hope Happy Spoon comes in and kills everybody.

OK, at least a couple of people.
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Protoclown · #3

Damn. I thought that was the day Max was going to come down to Virginia and rid me of my virginity.

glowbelly · #4

you know that is father's day. my birthday is the next day, which is kinda ironic seeing that I NEVER KNEW MY FATHER.

at least i have max, even though he would have never remembered my birthday without it having to do something with him.

I'M NOT BITTER

Protoclown · #5

I remember your birthday

:genuii

macgruder · #6

Whats it about?

mburbank · #7

Noah's Ark

Cosmo Electrolux · #8

bestiality play, eh? hmmmm...too bad you can't get away with a Lot and his daughters play with the church youth group.....

kilmie polanski · #9

are Unitarian ministers really called Young Turks? i guess Rod Stewart's song kinda makes sense...then.

mburbank · #10

I will ask my Unitarian Minister if anyone has ever called him that.

Cosmo, I can't believe it took anyone that long to make a bestiality comment. I expected it immediately.

The kids are fine, but their parents can't commit to getting them to rehersals, even the ones I hold right after services, so lord only knows how it's going to come off.

Mockery · #11

Well then, June is just full fun isn't it.

Carnivore · #12

Max, do you think you could get me backstage if I got tickets?

mburbank · #13

Absolutely, man. I can introduce you to Unitarian Jesus. He's a lot like the real Jesus, just a little less shiny and you can smell him.

McClain · #14

Wait a minute... You're a Jew!

mburbank · #15

Ahhh, Unitarians don't care. They be Creedless.

sadie · #16

are they paying you big bucks or what?

Professor Cool · #17

I once had to set up a Thanksgiving Day play as part of this extra credit community service work program. The King of England ended up bawling on stage, and the indians tripped over themselves. It came out better than I could ever hoped it would.

mburbank · #18

They are not paying me shit. I actually attend said Unitarin church. The wife and kids are members and the minister is a friend of mine.

Doing a children's play as community service is so priceless it makes me want to go out and commit a crime, but with my luck I'd end up getting brutally sodomized while doing five to ten.

Years, that is. Boy, start out talking about a Sunday school pageant, end up talking about sodomy. Why anyone trusts me to do this is beyond me. Did I mention the very next day I'm presenting an award on behalf of the alumni association at my highschool? Respectability seems to have snnuck up and jumped me. Well, it's nothing a little alchohol posining won't cure.