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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 01:00 AM        GET ME A JOB! >:
I'm getting pissed off here.

I've going from place to place, putting in applications, and it's been 4 months since I had a job.

And now I'm pissed off.

I'm about to become demanding for a job, but I don't wanna be threatening.

GIVE ME A JOB FOR MONEYS!
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 01:25 AM       
How old are you, and what job do you want?

If your under 17, your only options are bagboy or stockboy or counterboy.
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 01:41 AM       
I'm 20, and I've only had one job, which was last year at wal-mart as an unloader which lasted one month. I was hired full-time, but placed me as seasonal behind my back. assholes.

Jason ages 16-18 = lazy jerk
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 01:54 AM       
Unless you taking a college course or something your best bet is an clerk.
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 02:25 AM       
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Unless you taking a college course or something your best bet is an clerk.
I'm going to college in the fall.

On a side note, I would say something about Kevin Smith, but I'll pass.
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 02:39 AM       
You know there were clerks before that movie, asshole.
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 02:59 AM       
You must BE demanding when you go for a job. Walk right up to the manager and say
"I approve of the way you run this place, and I will be a valued member of your staff. I am open to work from this time to this time, and I can start ASAP. I am also open to sit down for a interview right now."

Overwhelm them and such. And if they say you will be back in a day or two.
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 03:29 AM       
You know, I dont bitch like a Jamesman alot about anything, but whenever i say that im a clerk, every asshole has to say "Yeah, like the movie". Just because someones an archeologist they dont go "hey, indiana jones" all the time. I mean my job is nothing to shit about, and I dont razz every costumer like the movie characters do. I know my job sucks.

So, fuck you Drev, you head is as thick as Kevin Smith's Tanned Hide.
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 10:13 AM       
Where do you live? most landscape companies hire in the spring and pay a good wage (10-15$) as long as your a hard worker and don't mind peeing in the bushes, so they don't have to stop at the 7-11 because your a girl.
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 01:04 PM       
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You know, I dont bitch like a Jamesman alot about anything, but whenever i say that im a clerk, every asshole has to say "Yeah, like the movie". Just because someones an archeologist they dont go "hey, indiana jones" all the time. I mean my job is nothing to shit about, and I dont razz every costumer like the movie characters do. I know my job sucks.

So, fuck you Drev, you head is as thick as Kevin Smith's Tanned Hide.
I didn't even know you were a clerk. Also, I was just joking.
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 03:00 PM       
"Clerk" wasn't a movie.
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 03:21 PM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 03:33 PM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2004, 10:07 PM       
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That's not a movie.
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 12:42 AM       
I had a shitty job working at a supermarket. They treated me like crap. TONS of responsibilities, dealing with idiot customers, harrassment from co-workers, the works, for minumum wage.
Then i got a temp job (as I only had one month of free time anyway) the day after working as a typist in a courier company. They paid better, didnt treat their employees so bad and were friendly.

To be short, try a Temp agency. They hire damn near anybody, and if you get lucky you get a long-term assignment. Try to avoid warehouses, they pay less and involve heavy lifting.
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 12:47 AM       
I bet people do think of indiana jones whenever someone says their an archaeologist. :/
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 12:54 AM       
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 08:18 AM        Re: GET ME A JOB! >:
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 08:52 PM       
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 08:58 PM       
LIKE OMFG

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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 11:42 PM       
Drev, I can get you a job for 8 an hour and paid lunches. Just ask Chojin, I gave him work. Now he buys me all u can eat chinese, bi-atch!
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Old Apr 7th, 2004, 11:45 PM       
Do you hate chojin because of his haircut, or is it something deeper?
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Old Apr 8th, 2004, 12:06 AM       
It cause his id has taken control away from his Superego, and his id is telling him to kill.
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Old Apr 8th, 2004, 01:13 AM       
my hatred for chojin runs deep as the day is long....and he's gay too.
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Old Apr 8th, 2004, 08:14 AM       
It's because he knew me before he came on here, so he has to drop my name in every post, lest he lose his big push.
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