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Esuohlim · #1

My dreams always suck, but every once in a while I get a sex dream that has the potential to be, like, the coolest dream ever. It never works out. Especially the last two occasions, which are the ones I can still really remember (since one of them was last night and all

)

The first one was from like a month ago. I was making out with someone totally hot in a restaurant or something (?). All of the sudden we decided to do it right there. We got ready, I entered her, and all of the sudden I got sucked in completely and started falling into nothingness until I woke up, which seemed to never end.

Last night, I was at a mall electronics store which was completely barren except for a shelf with five games from the late 80s. I just walked in, and the next thing that happened in my dream was me having sex with the girl working behind the counter. Then I decided to go down on her (BECAUSE I'M CONSIDERATE AND ALWAYS THINKING OF HER INSTEAD OF ME

), and her vagina had the smell and taste of really sour milk.

In short, I'm kinda acting weird today around the female gender because of this. Weirder than usual at least.

ProfessorCool · #2

your growing up

FartinMowler · #3

eat a banana before you go to bed but don't suck on it first :/

brandinoel · #4

sounds like u have a fear of sex u should hire a Prostitute and face ur fears.

Esuohlim · #5

Shut up.

Shut up.

And shut up, you filthy whore.

Pee Wee Herman · #6

Milhouse, Are your dreams very often like this? Do you often have cool sex dreams turn out very badly a lot, or is this an isolated incident?

ProfessorCool · #7

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Shut up.

Shut up.

And shut up, you filthy whore.

do i get the shut up with the filthy whore at the end

Esuohlim · #8

I've never had a sex dream that didn't turn out bad. I've had some pretty cool make out dreams though.

Professor Cool, we'll see.

ProfessorCool · #9

We'll see? Well then fuck you Mr. I can satisfy women even in my dreams.

Esuohlim · #10

They...they don't really smell like sour milk, do they?

Pee Wee Herman · #11

VIRGIN ALERT

Esuohlim · #12

NO 'CAUSE I GO TO NO VIRGINS ALLOWED.COM ALL THE TIME SO I'M CLEARLY NOT ONE OR ELSE I WOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO GO

ProfessorCool · #13

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

They...they don't really smell like sour milk, do they?

Smell is one thing, taste is a whole diffrent story

, i hope that answers your question.

Cosmo Electrolux · #14

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Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

eat a banana before you go to bed but don't suck on it first :/

I snarfed milk this time...damnit. I will never read this board while drinking again...

CaptainBubba · #15

They all smell and taste like sour milk or urine saturated V8. And if you throw up while tongue caving, the pussy will spit acid at you.

The scars stay for life.

Helm · #16

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I entered her

fag

thebiggameover · #17

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Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

They all smell and taste like sour milk or urine saturated V8. And if you throw up while tongue caving, the pussy will spit acid at you.

The scars stay for life.

Anonymous · #18

I'm going to have to go with Helm on this one.

Comrade Rocket · #19

Yeah, ive had some freaky ones too. I had one dream were is started fingering a girl and i could see my finger through her eye, it doesnt sound so bad but i was freaked out for like a month.

At least your not as bad as Salvador Dali. He had a dream were his mother ate his penis. It scared him off of sex untill he was married. Thats why in a lot of his early paintings he had pictures of Vaginas with Ants crawling all over it.

And I went down on a girl whos vagina smelt like a dead animal. i almost threw up.

Matt Harty · #20

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Originally Posted by Trigger

Yeah, ive had some freaky ones too. I had one dream were is started fingering a girl and i could see my finger through her eye

LOL

Esuohlim · #21

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I entered her

...with extreme care as to not hurt her, may I add.

Skulhedface · #22

The WORST part about sex dreams is the fact that you never FINISH one.

If I receive a grant to go to medical school, I will specialize in finding out, exactly why, all sexual or sexually related dreams schedule your climaxes around 9:32, when your alarm goes off at 9:30.

Though, I suppose I know a simple answer: So you don't have to wake up and wash your sheets.