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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 10:11 AM        Does this make me old?
Boston is having a parade for the Patriots today. Here's what that meant to me. Standing up on the train all the way from Salem to Boston while surrounded by screaming highschool students shouting 'fuck' every fifth word.

No one gave them the damn day off. I think they should be in school. Since they are breaking the law they should have to make their mommies and daddies drive them to Boston and stay the hell off commuter rail.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 10:37 AM       
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 10:53 AM       
that's pretty much what i figured
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 06:50 PM       
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 06:53 PM       
did you shake your fist at these kids?
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 07:35 PM       
Max, at the risk of sounding like a young bastard, grow up, you old prune.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 07:36 PM       
does it make me old that I hate high schoolers and want them to die

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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 08:32 PM       
No it doesn't make you seem old. It just means that the fucking high school kids had better fucking keep a decent command of the fucking English language or they are never going to fucking get anywhere.

Your also correct that the fucking parents ought to drive the fucking kids rather than them taking the fucking train and disrupting all the old fucktards and asshats.

Wow. I didn't realize how much I actually had to think about all the fucks I could insert into a sentence. It takes a heavy command of linear string thinking. Maybe those kids are brighter than we all think.

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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 08:39 PM       
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Not really, saying fuck is often tied in with the dumbass genes of DNA.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 08:42 PM       
I would have reacted the same way, today or back when I was in high school Does that make me Max Burbank
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 08:45 PM       
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It takes a heavy command of linear string thinking.
With a quality sentance like that, I can see how you could burn out from the word "fuck."
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 08:47 PM       
this thread isn't happy enough :/
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 10:12 PM       
you've made my day, max. driving out of boston was a pain in the ass today but i can imagine the T would've been much worse.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 12:57 AM       
fuck is a pretty word.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 01:18 AM       
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No it doesn't make you seem old. It just means that the fucking high school kids had better fucking keep a decent command of the fucking English language or they are never going to fucking get anywhere.

Your also correct that the fucking parents ought to drive the fucking kids rather than them taking the fucking train and disrupting all the old fucktards and asshats.

Wow. I didn't realize how much I actually had to think about all the fucks I could insert into a sentence. It takes a heavy command of linear string thinking. Maybe those kids are brighter than we all think.

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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 01:19 AM       
It doesn't make you seem old, just like you have more important things in your life to concern yourself with. Nothing wrong with that.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 05:29 AM       
They should have the parade in Foxboro or at least on a weekend. I love the Patriots and all, but seriously.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 08:09 AM       
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 09:05 AM       
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:/ I guessed that a while back.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 10:05 AM       
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Yeah, but an odd amount of people are saying "fucktard".
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 10:09 AM       
Going back last night was way worse. North station is attatched to the fleet center and the 'lobby' area serves both commuter rail and events. It's so small that if one train is late it gets overcrowded. Last night it was like the friggin Haj pilgrimage in there. It took me fifteen minutes to get from the entrance to my train, and at one point this woman next to me was actually lifted off her feet and carried along by the crowd. If anyone had fallen, people qould have died. I shit you not. There were police there, but they couldn't get into the crowd.

The stuff in the morning, hell, I'm just cranky by nature, The stuff on my way home was seriously dangerous.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 10:31 AM       
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Yeah, but an odd amount of people are saying "fucktard".
Does Mad Max live im Missouri? And what is the significance of saying "fucktard?"

I also say "asshat" and sometimes use the term "fuckstick" but more often than not, it's used on my cousin.

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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 10:35 AM       
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 03:35 PM       
When I was on a subway in Seoul, South Korea, one passenger took advantage of the extremely crowded conditions to grab my ass ... followed by a flirtatious half-smile ... I felt so violated and dirty.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 04:12 PM       
Don't worry, stuff like that feels better when it's a female grabbing you.
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