HOW I WANT TO DIE

[glowbelly]

Blowsmelly

i've never heard THAT one before

[mburbank]

I want to go EXACTLY the way Sean Connory went in "The Man Who Would Be King".

Or hit by a bus, I don't reelly care which.



Like it's any of your god damn business.



buncha fucks

[noob3]

Originally Posted by FS

I'd like to have my head fall off while I'm telling a group of pre-schoolers about the wonders of turning 100.

[george]

i actually made a plan about this with my brother last night.

at age 65 we are going to sell everything we own and get ourselves some young girls who want to cash inour insurance policies, and then DO EVERY DRUG AND DIABOLICAL thing we can imagine until we die.

we are going to be crazy old men on the warpath with money to burn and fifteeen year old kids to corrupt.

[Ninjavenom]

I would demand that someone make a sandwich with my crotch while i hold the mcdonald's hostage, and then when they finish, blow my head off and try to get brains on somebody.

[JeefGyle]

Originally Posted by george

i actually made a plan about this with my brother last night.

at age 65 we are going to sell everything we own and get ourselves some young girls who want to cash inour insurance policies, and then DO EVERY DRUG AND DIABOLICAL thing we can imagine until we die.

we are going to be crazy old men on the warpath with money to burn and fifteeen year old kids to corrupt.

Can I change mine?

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by JeefGyle

Can I change mine?

No, however, you can die now

[Rongi]

The way I'd die is when I'm in my late or early 60's, I want to strap a bomb to my chest and walk into some sort of important meeting, and denate it, getting all my guts and blood on the important papers.

[Rez]

Originally Posted by slavemason

Well it's always there if you reconsider, Blowsmelly

[mew barios]

i'd like to drown. in a big lake or the ocean or something. i donno why. :/

[Rez]

hit by a big rig at 70mph recorded on video.

[whoreable]

at the funeral you could play it on a big screen in slow mo over and over. and also techno music.
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Brunette fingering

[Rongi]

Another way I'd like to die is just explode or get brutally killed in a mosh pit and have my guts and blood all over the band memmbers, stage, and audience.

[MrAdventure]

I wouldn't mind slowly being replaced by animatronics so I can be at my funeral like something from The Hall of Presidents.

[Miss Modular]

In my sleep.

[Rez]

Originally Posted by whoreable

at the funeral you could play it on a big screen in slow mo over and over. and also techno music.

[sadie]

i think i'd like to die laughing.

[Les Waste]

You know those stupid internet videos of people getting hit by cars, or falling off buildings, or getting kicked in the crotch, or that one baby getting attacked by the cat?

That's how I want to die. I want like a piano or an anvil or something to fall on me (like Daphne) but I want someone to be recording it so it can be put on the internet. I want a bunch of idiots looking at my death and laughing, and saying "Dude, that can't be real!! No way that's real!! But it's still funny as hell!!" And I'll really be dead.

[Zomboid]

Originally Posted by sadie

i think i'd like to die laughing.

That's just creepy. Imagine how the person telling the joke would feel :/

[MrAdventure]

I THINK I WOULD MAKE MY ANIMABROBOT PLAY THE BARKING DOG JINGLE BELLS IN FAST FORWARD THEN TUNE IT TO A LOCAL NEWS STATION SO ID ALWAYS BE UP ON CURRENT EVETNS.

[Rez]

Originally Posted by Jack Skellington

That's just creepy. Imagine how the person telling the joke would feel :/

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by Les Waste

You know those stupid internet videos of people getting hit by cars, or falling off buildings, or getting kicked in the crotch, or that one baby getting attacked by the cat?

That's how I want to die. I want like a piano or an anvil or something to fall on me (like Daphne) but I want someone to be recording it so it can be put on the internet. I want a bunch of idiots looking at my death and laughing, and saying "Dude, that can't be real!! No way that's real!! But it's still funny as hell!!" And I'll really be dead.

What about that monkey who drank his own piss? Is he still around :/

[Rez]

Originally Posted by Rongi

What about that monkey who drank his own piss? Is he still around :/

HARTMAN :/

[Rongi]

HARTMAN :/

Are you saying Hartman was the monkey?

[Rez]

YES