Aural / Oral

[Bulletproof_Kennedy]

Aural, concerning ears, is pronounced in exactly the same way as oral, concerning your mouth. So, the next time you ask somebody to give you 'oral' sex, make sure you give extra information to aid coherency:

"Would you give me oral sex, as in the mouth, not the ear?" for instance, would be more appropriate than: "Could you give me oral?". You may scoff at this idea, but when you feel a gargantuan cock defiling your earhole, it'll be too late to revise your wording. Yet, this brings up another question: "What if you want aural?"

Maybe the idea of having a cock pumped in and out of your ear turns you on, I don't know.

So, which do you prefer: Aural or Oral?