The anti-utilitarian nature of economic equality.

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If philosiphy were a newfangled ride on mower, OAO would have mulched himself by now.

If philosiphical terms were a box of mac and cheese, OAO would be putting the cheese powder in his coffee and bliding himself with the uncooked noodles in the vein hope they might turn out to be contact lenses.

If logical progression was a bionical, OAO would have chunky plastic bits in his urethra.