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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 02:35 AM        Bathroom fun
I'm so lame, I thought I should share this with all of you and break the newbie sice since lately my adventures in the bathroom have been very observational/scientific adventures in which I have analyzed details of bathroom behavior.

Just today I took a really long wiz and when I was down the bowl had filled with foamy bubbles. It was the most awesome thing in the world. I then ( in my curiosity ), took the air freshener aersol and sprayed it on the piss. MAGICALLY the foam disappeared!

HALLEULUAH!
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 02:44 AM       
I HAD PROMISED MYSELF I WOULD NOT CLICK ON THIS THREAD BUT I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE THE COMPROMISE OF CLICKING ON IT AND NOT READING IT
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 03:45 AM       
Don't worry Jixby, I will post as if you were never here. But if you do look I have a question. Have you ever looked at your toothbrush only to see how nasty it looked? The bristles are dirty, and the spectrum of dirt can be seen, as you get to the base of the bristles they appear whiter and finer, but the tips are messy and ruined. Have you ever then decided to take your toothbrush and brush it over the bar soap in an effort to clean it? I did just that today, believe it or not, it worked.
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 05:35 AM        Re: Bathroom fun
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I'm so lame
That puts everything in summation...

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I have ANALyzed details of bathroom behavior.
Never forget the lube

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It was the most awesome thing in the world. HALLEULUAH!
Sounds like a wild party.
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 05:48 AM       
I'll tell you what's fun... After this holiday about nailing a jew to wood and giant rabits and eggs... The day after go to a supermarket and buy up as many faggy colored M&M's as you can. Hide them in you jaket, or not... go into a resturant and fill the urinals up w/ candy...
It's funny to do, and funny when you go back and see it's still there...
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 08:26 AM       
Herpidic fun for everyone! (in the bathroom)
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