NEW MINIMOCK: "DISNEY'S BIG BAHAMA BLUNDER"

[Sam]

Originally Posted by Trigger

Needs Sam Penis ghost thingy

[DamnthatDavid]

You know, thinking that you have visions like that floating around in yer head scares me. I can just see you talking to anyone, and having you imagine a penis sprouting from their forehead.

[A.S.H.]

Holy fucking shit. I went to that place.

I can't even remember how little I was, I must have been like ten or something. My parents took us on a Big Red Boat cruise, and we stopped that that goddamn island. It sucked. The pirates didn't have sword, there weren't any skeletons, and everytime I wanted to go off into the wilderness and look for treasure, they told me I had to stay with the goddamn group. Meanwhile my parents were getting sloshed off their asses on over priced Margaritas. Yah, magical allright, you bastards. I'm glad this place is a ruin now, and I'm glad that Floyd turned it into a simpering ninny.

[the_dudefather]

its like jurassic park, with rather small lizards and coconuts...

You should have taken the treasure chest, that would have kicked ass.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by A.S.H.

Holy fucking shit. I went to that place.

I can't even remember how little I was, I must have been like ten or something. My parents took us on a Big Red Boat cruise, and we stopped that that goddamn island. It sucked. The pirates didn't have sword, there weren't any skeletons, and everytime I wanted to go off into the wilderness and look for treasure, they told me I had to stay with the goddamn group. Meanwhile my parents were getting sloshed off their asses on over priced Margaritas. Yah, magical allright, you bastards. I'm glad this place is a ruin now, and I'm glad that Floyd turned it into a simpering ninny.

Don't happen to have any of the pictures of the place from back then do you? I was looking everywhere for some pics of back when the resort was still operational so I could compare them to my pics.

[A.S.H.]

We just might, I'll go digging through the family albums sometime.

[Mockery]

Cool, lemme know if ya stumble across any.

[Zhukov]

Originally Posted by Emu

What's that say? :o

"Warning!
Radiation
Don´t go through
PTLRV "diggers"
Territory of DSP "Complex"
Chenobyl, Kirova 52 Street
Tel:519....
Without permission, it is strictly forbidden to go to the territory of PTLRV.

At least, that's what I read.

[ArrowX]

-RoG- were you the only person there?

Man now I'm gonna begg the fuck out of my parents to go to the bahammas!!!!! I wanna see that place and smash some of the unshmashed!

[phnompehn]

I too went to that resort, but I can't rmember there being anything there like buildings or toilets. I think there were a couple of coconuts. The only I accurately remember was sitting on the beach, and being confronted by this group of employees who took little kids on "treasure hunts." I think one was dressed up as Captain Hook. At the age of 8, I deduced that they were going to take me into the jungle and steal my precious stuff. Or molest me, whichever. Needless to say, I didn't go. Maybe there are some pictures somewhere...

[SonicDash]

A lot like Jurassic Park 2.(THE LOST WORLD!) I can't belive the Lizard Lounge survived the hurricane. Sure the lizard is lazy, but he is one hell of a crafstman.

[ArrowX]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!



I have actual Pics of that place in my Big Red boat brochre magazine It looked like a pretty coolplace...for a diseny resort. If i can get ahold of a scanner i can post them since I'm poor and dont own one

[Mockery]

Please do try to find someone with a scanner, we've been wanting to see pics of that place before it was destroyed for a while now.

[Anonymous]

Or you could just mail them to somebody.

[JerkFromGermany]

What about that Lizard Lounge? It looks quite...hmmm...nice and clean. :/ Obey.

[NES Boy]

There comes a time in your life when you just have to say, "Screw you people, I'm going to a remote island where there's not another living soul in sight." Actually, I say that just about every day, but the closest thing to an "island" that I ever make it to is my local 7-11 for a Slurpee.

That reminded me of that "Slurpee Thievery Gag" minimock. That was funny, especially Jaeger trying to use the Slim-Jim as a straw and getting curb-stomped as a result. Also, the caption for one of the pics of Protoclown: "Hey! Didn't he DIE in the "Chapstick Dartgun" minimock? Yes he did. This is his twin brother, Squeeb."

[EverythingWillSuck]

she ate on disney island a couple years back