Here, I can sum up all your arguments: "Government bad! Free market good! Government bad! Fore-fathers!"
Since when is "guild" arcane? I suppose it could be if you spend all of your time thinking about how hard done by you are, and how much you're oppressed by the iron fist of government. And who is Gator, and why the fuck should I care?
Do you expect us to know the whole backstory behind your "I posted it on a ranting website so it has to be cool" essay? If Gator wanted to use "guild" when what you really meant wasn't 100% "guild" then why did you use it?
Here's another definition for you, wad.
You don't even address the issue of guilds abusing their powers, and ignore the fact that THEY ALREADY EXIST. Pick an industry, from chimney sweep to plumber to grocery store owner. There's a national and international association for all of them.
They already do what your "awesome" idea suggests and a lot more things that are less than commendable.
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Give me some examples where government regulation of private enterprise has improved the economy and Joe-Six-Pack's position in it, and I'll tell you the historically obviated formula that firing government regulators produces jobs on the order of one to ten.
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Health codes. Building codes. Stricter controls means better training and better quality which translates into more money. Now what were you saying about regulations not improving anything?
Oh wait... the guilds would self-regulate and the government would just oversee it all with disconnected hand-waving from a distance... don't want to oppress, interfere or stifle now, do we? So Bob and Bill are in a "guild," which is really just a loose term for an association of people with similar interests or pursuits, but not really, because Gator just wanted to call it that. Really, Bob and Bill are in the business of making money, along with a few dozen other guys that are also part of their "guild."
This "guild" self-regulates in order to provide a consistent level of service across the board. Hooray! Consistent levels of service mean that everyone puts one pickle in the burgers that they sell. Bob does a little bit of market research and finds out that consumers in his area would probably be willing to pay a little more for an extra pickle; it won't cost much more because he can find some new efficiencies in the pickle placing process that will save in the long run.
But now there's a problem. Bob isn't just meeting expected and agreed-up pickle levels... he's exceeding them and making everyone else look bad! People are lining up around the block for Bob's two-pickle burgers, and only a few loyal customers are still frequenting Bill's establishment.
So, the guild gets together to discuss this. A few people see the benefits of Bob's plan and think that it would be a good idea to meet the consumer demand for more pickles. But hold on! Bill has looked at the figures, and it'll cost him MORE to put two pickles on burgers. Well, I guess Bill is just shit out of luck, huh? It's a free market, and he can't compete!
If Bill goes out of business, then that means more business for the rest of the guildmembers, right? Everyone gets to cannibalize Bill's fetid corpse, and to hell with the consumers that still like Bill's brand name. They can free market themselves over to a different burger joint. It works like that on paper, see?
Uh oh... more guildmembers are admitting that they're on Bill's side. It just costs too much have two pickles. There's a vote on the proposed pickle amendment... the verdict is in... 70% is against upgrading to two pickles at this time. But this means Bob will have to downgrade... not likely, because Bob's rolling in moolah.
Bob refuses to back down, so the guild has another vote. This time it's to blackball Bob and kick him out of the treehouse. Well would you look at that! 90% in favour of booting Bob's ass. I guess everyone else likes money, too, and if Bob is gonna make them look bad and steal customers, then they can't have as big a piece of the burger business pie.
No problem, says Bob. I have a superior product and I exceed the service levels that the guild has laid out. Bob's not allowed to claim that he's guild-certified anymore, though, so the little stickers come off the windows.
Enter Betty. Betty wants a burger, but notices that the little sticker is gone from Bob's window. "What up, yo?" she asks. "Oh, nothing," says Bob. "I'm not in the guild anymore, but my product is superior and I charge more, and I offer the Bob Guarantee."
"Okay," says Betty. "Since it's a free market, I'm going to shop around before I spend my hard-earned dollars." Betty goes to Bill's restaurant and immediately notices that the price is CHEAPER!
"You must have an inferior product if you are charging less than Bob!" she exclaims, displaying the textbook view of the average consumer that is not usually taken into account by "the current system sucks" theories.
"Not inferior, ma'am," answers Bill. "This product has been certified as meeting the standards by these 12 other guys."
"Purchasing the industry-standard burger easily resolves my cognitive dissonance," says Betty with a smile, opening her purse. Bob promptly goes out of business because of a little sticker and a slimy pickle.
The moral of the story is that the phat industry standard guarantee always trumps the extra pickle. Marketing 101 prevails and Bob's store is turned into a bingo hall.
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Explain to me how 1,000,000 pages of federal criminal laws restricting your personal freedom to do stuff makes you safer and more productive.
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Oh, you poor baby. How do you ever survive without being allowed to run naked through the streets, smearing syrup on your body while on your way to burn down a public library?
Don't go turning the tables and demanding I explain how government could do a better job; that's the equivalent of "I know you are but what am I?" I think the current system works for the most part, because I don't see the sky falling. Sure it could be better, but it could be a helluva lot worse.
You explain how your "guilds" won't abuse their powers. I'm the regular, as you stated. I have nothing to prove because I've read your old, tired arguments here for the last few years.