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[BAPE]

hey chojin never fear bape is here haha better late then never right guys immortal goat you always insult by saying is that all you got that is not mocking sorry pal if you think that is all it takes to make it to the top you have another thin coming if it was that easy every newb would have a shot sorry pal do you think i can come on here and say hey your insults are no good sucks to be you and win the fight no i dont think so am i right it doesnt work like that ps i know you want to work your way up but maybe start with someone less experienced than chojin are you nuts a newb cant walk in and punch a contender in boxing go after sports or arrowx get some experience under your belt consider this a warning next time we will rip you a new butthole but we will have to go to mock wars to do that also

[FartinMowler]

[glowbelly]

quitcher frownin. if you weren't such a whiny heiny you would be a-ok. now tell me how cute i sorta am and then tell me how hot your wife is.

[Immortal Goat]

I've been Baped.

EDIT: Statutory Bape

[FartinMowler]

quitcher frownin. if you weren't such a whiny heiny you would be a-ok. now tell me how cute i sorta am and then tell me how hot your wife is

I'm making porkchops :/

[Matt Harty]

What'd you pour on it?

[glowbelly]

tears

[Schimid]

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU COOK GARLIC BREAD

[Esuohlim]

Hahaha FartinMowler uses Shake 'n Bake.

[FartinMowler]

Its President's choice Italian style bread crumbs with Romano cheese with tears

[Geggy]

sooo that's where half your brain went, fartin.

i mean, you have to admit it does look more like a brain than pork chops. :/

[FartinMowler]

Pork the other white meat

[James]

I decided to close off all new additions, seeing how this thread's attention has died down anyway. I'll set up some of the guidelines and shit in another thread.

[Hobo Renee]

You fucking cunt. I would have signed up for this if I didn't have a real life.

[James]

I think that word is uncalled for, and offensive to women. I WOULD have added you, but you had to go and say something very crude and inappropriate.

[LegoLars]

Uh, okay. Good to be on the list. Uh, now I have a reason for posting again.

[Hobo Renee]

Actually, as of late the use of the word cunt by women has been linked with reactions against the patriarchy, so there. Plus you're not one to speak on such issues as an avid viewer of porn, which is far more degrading than a single word. Remember James, actions speak louder than words.

[Rez]

not just any ol' porn, renee... image search porn.



you're a disgusting, stupid fucknut james.

[Hobo Renee]

Rez, I dig your location. I wish I could live at the Smile Market.

[CaptainBubba]

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

what kind of list is that? LegoLars (who is a freak and a half) and Captain Bubba havn't been on this site for months and then just pop back in and get on the list but I've been here day after and I get excluded

AIDS has been around longer than SARS. I dont know exactly how I can draw a correlation, or make a funny annalogy from that, but the basic point is you are the equivalent of a festering rotting vagina with B.O and limp tentacles that have melanoma. When you walk into a room people scoot away to avoid catching crabs, thusly your continued presence is not a fucking brownie point, fartin.