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BlueOatmeal · #1

I remeber all the fun we had at the old party house. That was a fun day! We should do it again sometime.

Count Shrimpula · #2

Wewt! Nothing like pranks turning sour and breaking & entering.

BlueOatmeal · #3

It was a pity that our power went out. Nobody wants to party in a dark house. Unless that party has some sweet sexing up in it.

Big McLargehuge · #4

Remeber how i crashed at your house cause i was all durnk

BlueOatmeal · #5

It was all good until you shit on the floor and then set it on fire. The house still smells like bbq shit.

Jixby Phillips · #6

Count Shrimpula · #7

BBQ shit is a pretty big hit in Europe.

BlueOatmeal · #8

Fuck Clay we need to have another party sometime. You missed one hum-dinger.

Jixby Phillips · #9

SHUHUTS {OHIS GHOSSO{jk

FUCK

Count Shrimpula · #10

Godfuckingdammit! No! NONONON! Nobody says "hum-dinger"! FUX! I am never coming to your house again. It is a shame to know you.

Krythor · #11

hahah remember that party guys that one where i was ick on the cdarpet and clay was all like "gross now you have to clean it up with your mouth"

thatr was a rad part yguys it even beat the time i punched clays face into a cunt

Count Shrimpula · #12

It looked more like a catcher's mitt than a cunt.

Matt Harty · #13

hey guys remember that time that i came to your houses and killed all of you hahaha

BlueOatmeal · #14

I'll always remember when I drank that whiskey and I threw up in The Ho's hair. It was godamn funny.

Count Shrimpula · #15

And there's the memory of Mike's near-nude amorphous self passing out in that ant hill after hours of dry-heave madness.

kellychaos · #16

And then Herbie fell asleep with that curling iron in his ass. Luckily, it was only on the warm setting. Good times. :sniff

BlueOatmeal · #17

Clay you missed the greastest party of all time when Paul, Chris, and I pranked the fuck out of Mike while he was sleeping! When he woke up and I saw his eyes wide open and his arms and legs flying everywhere I almost pee myself again.

Count Shrimpula · #18

Didn't he kick you in the stomach? I guess you lucky you not be no pregnant.

BlueOatmeal · #19

That big meaty foot of his was not a good feeling.

Count Shrimpula · #20

I'm sure a big meaty foot was better than that big pulpy tree that Jeremy rammed your car into.

BlueOatmeal · #21

lolololol. That tree fucked the shit out of my door. On the plus side it made a pimp ass air swoop thats makes my car go helluva fast!

Anonymous · #22

Are you fags not old enough for cell-phones yet or something?

Cap'n Crunch · #23

haha remember that party in Iowa where I pissed all over the floor and clay was so drunk he licked it up and he spit it in a bottle of beer and ho drank the bottle of beer then he threw up and michelle kwan ate it haha good times