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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 02:05 PM        ABSOLUT? NO! NOT ACCORDING TO THIS GUY!
The following letter is in response to http://www.i-mockery.com/absolut/metallica.htm :

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Date: 1/2/2004 4:05:43 AM

Absolut Ads Contact Form Has been submitted by:

Name:........... Chase
E-Mail:......... tippmannsniper187@yahoo.com

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HOW DARE YOU PUT METALLICA UP ON YOUR MOCKARY SITE! YOUR DUMBASS SPELLED ABSOLUTE WRONG! WHY DONT YOU GET YOUR JEALOUS SPACE NERD-ASS OUT OF YOUR MOMS HOUSE AND GO DO SOMETHIN PRODUCTIVE LIKE JUMP OFF A ROOF.TAKE THIS SITE AND STICK IT. ABSOLUTE GREED? WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU. YOUR PROBABLY 42 YEARS OLD, IN YOUR MOMS HOUSE, CHECKIN OUT GUYS CAUSE YOUR TOO MUCH OF A REJECT TO GET A GIRL. UP YOURS ASSHOLE!!
-Chase
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 02:08 PM       
You just got your ass handed to you.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 02:10 PM       
Dude, I know! "Do something productive like jump off a roof" ... man, I totally didn't see that one coming. I'm out for the count. I should've known better than to mess with the champ.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 02:15 PM       
Well, you did spell 'absolute' incorrectly.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 02:20 PM       
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HOW DARE YOU PUT METALLICA UP ON YOUR MOCKARY SITE! YOUR DUMBASS SPELLED ABSOLUTE WRONG!
This is good.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 02:24 PM       
I bet 20 dollars Chase is not his real name.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 02:28 PM       
I'd watch out, man. He's a sniper.

Who will get a 187 called.

Provided you're a cop.

And he snipes you.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 03:01 PM       
You really crossed the line there, making fun of Metallica and everything. I mean, Jesus Christ...

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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 03:42 PM       
See, this is why I'm a racist.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 03:52 PM       
i just love hate mail, don't you?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 04:16 PM       
Please share with us your reply, in which you calmly tell him it's spelled "Mockery," and that "Absolut" is a brand name of vodka, which we would know if he were even relatively old enough to know what alcohol was.

Then thank him for agreeing that Metallica are greedy, untalented, washed up dipshits, and for being a fan of the site. This will confuse and enrage him, and he will go to school on Monday, telling all his friends during recess about how he totally ripped into this "famous guy on the internet." To which they will roll their eyes and peg him in the face with a dodgeball.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 04:17 PM       
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I bet 20 dollars Chase is not his real name.
I bet his real name is "Bruno" or "Lanth" or "Vinth" or "Sir Niglet"
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 04:25 PM       
I swear I used to get threatened by this guy in highschool.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 04:50 PM       
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HOW DARE YOU PUT METALLICA UP ON YOUR MOCKARY SITE! YOUR DUMBASS SPELLED ABSOLUTE WRONG!
that was the best line out of it all
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 05:22 PM       
He's a paintball sniper, too!
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 07:00 PM       
I don't get the Hugh Hefner "pedophile" ad.

Was there some kind of scandal that I missed?
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