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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 08:20 AM       
No idea, but what an idiot.

edit: was it just for the "it's a common thing to fall in love with my sloppy seconds" thing?
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 10:30 AM       
Yeah, it was just the sloppy seconds thing. Lame.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 12:31 PM       
Unless he popped Elisha Cuthbert's cherry, why would he say anything? Hell, we all know he for damn sure wasn't Rachel Hunter's first.

Wow, he actually has a quite impressive poon resume.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 12:36 PM       
I am against the availability of hot models and actresses to hockey players. The rest of us ladies probably look like bog trolls to them by comparison
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 12:37 PM       
OK, I'll help you out.

I'll bag all the hot models and actresses. That should leave all the hockey players for you. Sound like a plan?
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Old Dec 3rd, 2008, 12:39 PM       
Oh, I'm not greedy. I don't want them all.



But yes, go ahead and bag them.

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Old Dec 5th, 2008, 07:58 AM       
Latest theory I heard was the Avery suspension was more of a "Body of work" thing rather than just for that single comment.

Guess Avery is not too well liked even by his team mates
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Old Dec 5th, 2008, 09:41 AM       
From what I gather, he just doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut or exhibit the least bit of class.

Which, when you think about it, is pretty rampant in pro sports anyway.
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Old Dec 5th, 2008, 06:26 PM       
Personally I thought the Avery comments were hilarious, especially how he said it completely out of the blue. I don't think he should of punished at all.
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Old Dec 6th, 2008, 09:03 PM       
Anyone going to the outdoor game between the Blackhawks and Red Wings on New years day?
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Old Dec 6th, 2008, 10:43 PM       
no, BUT I have a Labatt Blue pond hockey toque and I'm-a wearing it.
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Old Dec 6th, 2008, 11:05 PM       
How does it look? Picture?
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Old Dec 6th, 2008, 11:14 PM       
LOL, I'll find it tomorrow and take a pic

It's too big for my head but I wear it anyhow.

It went out in promo cases of Labatt Blue last year.
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 10:19 PM       
Goon extraordinaire Derek Boogaard of the Wild knocking the shit out of Todd Fedoruk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfl75-WaV6A

Fedoruk had a shattered cheekbone I believe.
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Old Dec 7th, 2008, 11:51 PM       
Thank you for that. One of my favorites from the wayback machine (apologies if this was posted before):

Toronto goon extraordinaire Tie Domi instigates a fight with a fan while in the penalty box at the Wachovia Center in Philadelphia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcgivAeVlI4&NR=1
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Old Dec 8th, 2008, 12:59 AM       
I've never seen that one before but damn was that great.
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Old Dec 8th, 2008, 02:54 PM       
I have a question.

Is there any code with the goalies tapping on the ice? I know that a lot of times the stick-tapping is just general in-team encouragement, but when I went to a Bombers game last year, it seemed as if there was some sort of pattern. Is it like hand signals in baseball?

That's one thing I've never understood.
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Old Dec 8th, 2008, 03:18 PM       
I think they tap the ice when there's a 10 seconds left in an opposing team's penalty. I.E. Their team is about to be full strength again.
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Old Dec 9th, 2008, 11:57 PM       
Wild winger Stephane Veilleux taunts Cody McLeod of the Avs during last year's playoffs. Skip to about the 2 min mark:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeu6CEdm574
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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 01:03 PM       
heh heh heh.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 11:50 AM       
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZuwjEePuiI

0:38

OUCH
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Old Dec 12th, 2008, 01:43 AM       
Down 5-1 in the 3rd, the Flyboys score 4 against the 'canes to tie, then win in a shootout. Matches their biggest comeback since 1988. Hartnell with the hat trick. 5-1-3 in their last 9 games.

Yeah, they're back.
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Old Dec 12th, 2008, 01:45 AM       
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OUCH
Damn. My face hurts after that one.
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Old Dec 12th, 2008, 05:23 PM       
I think this is the all-time worst one.

Warning- lots and lots and lots of blood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plvKlnguJVE

I know others have died, but this has got to be by far the goriest hockey injury (if you don't count the guy who lost an eye)
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