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Old Jan 12th, 2009, 05:34 PM       
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FUCK!
I found a new house I want already!
It's right across the street from one of my friends!
Dammit dammit dammit
Quick, mark it with your pee!
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Old Jan 12th, 2009, 05:56 PM       
I'm going to get her and her boyfriend to sabotage any potential buyers.
A mountain of beer cans in her front yard are being compiled just for this purpose and band practice in the middle of the day and at 10pm should do the trick.
Oooooh yeah.
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Old Jan 12th, 2009, 05:58 PM       
Don't forget the toilet, I passed on a nice house because the neighbors had a toilet sitting on the side of the house that looks like it's been there for a long time.
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Old Jan 12th, 2009, 06:00 PM       
That's a great idea.
I will converse with the henhouse and we shall contemplate such things!
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Old Jan 12th, 2009, 06:39 PM       
Aw, but who's going to be nice to me here if you're gone?
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Old Jan 12th, 2009, 07:13 PM       
Awwww.
You guys is sweet. I'm sure someone will be nice to you!
I'll probably keep my AIM on most of the time so that'd be the best way to get ahold of me in emergency. Like if OAO or Clement comes back.
But I think with a little help my absence may be shortened to a month. I'm feeling really optimistic about this.
My buddy Laura and I have the ultimate plan involving being totally blazed, a chainsaw, and bleach. The outside work is gonna be fun!
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Old Jan 12th, 2009, 07:15 PM       
Oh while I'm thinking of it, could I possibly get one of the mod gods to send me my password?
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Old Jan 12th, 2009, 07:46 PM       
Take pictures to document your hard work. Or at least of the chainsawing.
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Old Jan 12th, 2009, 10:38 PM       
Good luck with the house hunting, CiG.

Just don't use live ammo.
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Old Jan 12th, 2009, 10:55 PM       
I always carry a full bladder, my friend.


And I'll make sure to be wearing super cool sunglasses when I wield my mighty chainsaw!

Tomorrow I start packing!
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Old Jan 12th, 2009, 11:09 PM       
So long and thanks for all the fish!

Good luck with all that work. And to think that moving to a new house was one of my dreams when I was a little kid...
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Old Jan 12th, 2009, 11:14 PM       
I WANT TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR FRIEND LAURA.
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Old Jan 12th, 2009, 11:49 PM       
IS THAT THE HOT YOUNG BLONDE? IF SO, YEAH.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 11:50 AM       
You guys wouldn't like Laura.
Trust me on that.
She's over 40, she's a punk/metal radio host, and people keep mistaking her for a lesbian.

PACKING SUCKS!
Waiting for the plumber to show up currently.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 02:32 PM       
Hope the move goes well. We'll still be here in a few months when you get back...

OR WILL WE?
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 03:00 PM       
Godammit CiG, if you don't get us a picture of the butchmilf punk lady toasted and wielding a chainsaw I swear to your pagan metal gods that I'll turn churlish and more irritating than usual
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 09:31 PM       
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Moving isn't so bad, especially since we have a good handful of friends who totally owe us moving help.
You can tell Johnny "CARRY THOSE BOXES OR YOU'RE OUT OF THE BAND!"
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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 10:36 PM       
Good luck with your move. Its going to fucking suck, but it'll be worth it in the end.
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Old Jan 17th, 2009, 11:50 PM       
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You can tell Johnny "CARRY THOSE BOXES OR YOU'RE OUT OF THE BAND!"
I would never threaten Johnny like that.
I motivate him with threats of headbutting.

Nothing but packing.
UGHHHH
The plumber is coming back Monday.
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Old Jan 18th, 2009, 12:02 AM       
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Old Jan 24th, 2009, 01:48 PM       
Nooooo...I just remembered a good poop story for you
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Old Jan 24th, 2009, 09:04 PM       
I heard the words "poop story" echoing across internet and had to come back and see it.
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Old Jan 24th, 2009, 09:07 PM       
That was beautiful Kitsa.
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Old Jan 24th, 2009, 11:04 PM       
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That got a guffaw out of me. Thanks Tadao.
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Old Jan 26th, 2009, 09:49 AM       
Yeah, move to Yorkshire, i'll take you to the pub for a pint and we can have a good old Yorkshire kebab after, hell we could even spew together outside the takeaway.
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