Super Smash Bros. Melee

[Les Waste]

Robo, I could beat you with your best character using Jigglypuff and not pressing the A button the entire time. I know everything.

And Sheik isn't as good as Zelda. Sheik's offense is really low, she has a lot of attacks and is really fast but her attacks don't do much damage, plus she's tied for the worst throw move with Marth and Roy.

Saying you're better with Marth than Roy is stupid. All of the clones in the game only differ in strength and speed. Marth is faster than Roy, but he's a lot weaker. And the speed difference isn't even that great, cause Roy is still fast as hell.

[MrAdventure]

Robo, unless you're champing against easily frustrated paraplegics, you won't be able to score with DK's Down + B from Smash + B.

[Les Waste]

I think with DK his headbutt is towards + B, and if you get a direct hit it lodges the other person into the ground, and if you do it really good you can wail on them for a few seconds and they can't move, so you can get their damage up by at least 50 percent points by that, but you might as well just grab them, pick them up and throw them off the end of the level.

I wish SSBM could be played online, I'd beat you all

[MrAdventure]

ESCAPE THE DIRT POCKET USING THE JOYSTICK!

HERE IS A PRACTICE JOYSTICK

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PROPOWERTIP: DON'T YOU KNOW I WILL RAPE YOU?

[Captain Robo]

Bobo, the point of being Sheik is to somehow get their % to above 25, then you can start to combo, and then I become invincible.

I hope to God they come out with an online version.

I look forward to playing you.

[Captain Robo]

I just got Mr. Game and Watch today, and just for fun, I used Mewtwo's little charge-up ball thing on him while I used G&W's down + B attack to suck it up, and then I used it on mewtwo, and killed him with one hit .

[Paul138]

"Cruel Melee" is always a delightful romp. The best I could ever get was 3 kills by using Donkey Kong's ground slap over and over.

[Les Waste]

To unlock whatever you need to unlock from Cruel melee, you only need to get like 7 kills or something, but my score was a lot higher. With Roy, I got something like 40. Some ungodly amount.

Mewtwo has an amazing high learning curve. It really takes some practice to get used to playing with him, but then he's like one of the two best players in the game. Behind only Roy.

[Captain Robo]

I didn't know beating more than 10 was possible.

Whenever I fight them, they hit me over the side of the level, and then they all go together in some kind of edge hugging orgy and hit me off again when I try to get back on the level.

Fags.


That doesn't mean I'm not amazing with Sheik.

I'll try to learn Roy as well though.

And by the way, Bobo, you described Dr. Mario, Ice Climbers, DK, and Roy as the only characters in the game that can KO someone with one hit.

DK and Roy I understand how, but what about the Ice Climbers and Dr. Mario?

[Les Waste]

The Ice Climbers' smash attack is brutal, especially when both of them hit someone at the same time. They can't always KO someone with one hit, but their smash attacks can do it alot more often than a lot of other people's smash attacks. Their smash attack is almost as good as Roy's.

On damage ratio 2.0 Dr. Mario's up+b upper cut thing is just as effective as a one hit kill attack as Roy's holding down b charging attack. Same with Falco's down+b attack. They also work just dandy on damage ratio 1.0, but damage ratio 2.0 is more fun so that's all that counts.

[Captain Robo]

The more I talk about the game, the more I want to play against you

[Protoclown]

PRINCESS PEACH IS STILL THE BEST, FUCKERS

[Captain Robo]

Peach is awfully pneumatic.

[Krythor]

40 on cruel melee? Either you're telling pork pies or I really need practice

[Les Waste]

Originally Posted by Captain Robo

Peach is awfully pneumatic.

Did you just make a "Brave New World" allusion? :/

[Captain Robo]

That was not at all a Brave New World allusion.

[CaptainBubba]

Gannon is the best.

I play mainly with DK though because I suck at the gamecube version and since I can't beat my friend who plays as Gannon I just grab him and kill us both by jumping off the edge when my health is high and hes on a new life. Its more fun than losing because hes actually better than me.

In Smash bros. for 64 though, Fox was unbeatable if played correctly. Not so in Melee...Falco was dissapointing.

[Captain Robo]

Fox wasn't the best in the original, Pikachu was

[Spectre X]

if my English teacher would be in the game, he'd kick everyone's ass.

ok, I'll be quiet about that.

now, I'm thinking of going to my friend's house and play the game myself, and get my ass kicked by my friend. Or, I'll just steal the Gamecube and the game.

[CaptainBubba]

Pickachu was second best. The first one was all about how quickly you could win in a mid air kick duel or in a grounded throw duel. Fox was much more nimble for when he needed to evade and re-place himself and his recover time from executing a fialed move was very very low.

Pickcachu had a much longer recovery time after doing a move which made it very easy for fox to dodge him then run back and throw him. The only advantage pickachu had was his up+b teleport move and his greater power, which all in all didn't help against fox's speed and manuverability.

[Captain Robo]

Unless Pikachu was in the hands of a master. I never lost with pikachu, and I can take on teams of three completely by myself.

[Les Waste]

Donkey Kong was BY FAR the best in the original. When we played I was never allowed to be Donkey Kong ("Moratorium on Donkey Kong!" everyone screamed at me when I tried to be the blue Donkey Kong, cause blue is the best).

In the original, besides with Donkey Kong, I could kick all your asses with Ness, Fox and Jigglypuff.

And Robo, if that wasn't a "Brave New World" (Only fags underline ) reference, then you've got some explaining to do.

[Captain Robo]

SARCASM

It was

(^ That's not sarcasm, nor is this)

[Captain Robo]

Just to see why you were raving about Donkey Kong so much, I played against one today.

A one on one match, 1 stock, on Final Destination.

I was Sheik, he was a level 9 DK

Donkey Kong touched me once. I killed him in under half a minute.

Final score: Me - 12% DK - 146%

Now I know the computer is gay and can never fight as well as a human player, but I just don't see what's so great about DK.

[Esuohlim]

DK is one of those characters I never play, along with the Ice Climbers, Ganondorf, and Pichu. They just plain suck

So, there is nothing great about DK.