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Old Mar 25th, 2007, 11:58 PM        Getting teeth yanked
...is a pain in the ass.

Oh, and only bitchez don't tell you when you've been blacklisted.

Oh, and why the fuck is my myspace getting spammed by porno stars?
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Old Mar 26th, 2007, 12:08 AM       
Facebook is getting pretty popular again. You get your wisdoms pulled?
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Old Mar 26th, 2007, 03:01 PM       
I thought you were banned. Just kidding, big guy!!!!!
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Old Mar 26th, 2007, 04:05 PM       
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Facebook is getting pretty popular again. You get your wisdoms pulled?
Yes. I did.
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Old Mar 26th, 2007, 04:28 PM       
I feel sorry for you and try to act interested and that's the response I get?
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Old Mar 26th, 2007, 04:33 PM       
Where's the long drawn out story about how after your teeth were pulled you felt increasingly confident, deciding you'd take a trip to the mall to swoon a young lady and minutes later coward out. Or post a nice long aim conversation with a 12 yr old girl from myspace telling her how bad your mouth hurts, and when she says she hopes you feel better you confuse it for a show of love and try to hit on her. Then after being blocked you accidently forget to cut out the "user has signed off" prompt before pasting the fake conversation you wrote up in Notepad to try and convince everyone that a female besides your mother might actually care about you.
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Old Mar 26th, 2007, 04:36 PM       
just kidding oao i care alot about your teeth!
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Old Mar 26th, 2007, 05:08 PM       
It's a well known fact that Matt is greatly concerned with the dental health of his fellow I-Mockers.

Also, that sucks. I'm hoping I won't have to get my wisdoms pulled.
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Old Mar 26th, 2007, 10:16 PM       
I just let my teeth rot, you get over the pain and learn to eat without relying on one side of your mouth after a while!
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Old Mar 27th, 2007, 02:06 AM       
if getting your teeth pulled is a pain in the ass, i'd check your dentist's credentials! :kellychaos
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Old Mar 27th, 2007, 03:15 AM       
Who knows what the fuck they're doing while you're under the nitrous!
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Old Mar 28th, 2007, 10:41 PM       
Yeah. Well anyway.

Actually I have a girlfriend, but that's on the downlow.
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Old Mar 28th, 2007, 10:42 PM       
If I had an online girlfriend i'd keep it on the down low too.
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Old Mar 28th, 2007, 10:45 PM       
Online girlfriend = bullshit.
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Old Mar 29th, 2007, 12:48 AM       
I got my wisdoms pulled. All four of em, hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat. Got a dry socket too.

Still got a hole in the back of one of my gums. More like a concave shape now, but it was nasty at first. Things got caught. I preferred to see it as places I could store shit.

"Do you have a place I could put this shred of chicken?"
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Old Mar 29th, 2007, 01:31 AM       
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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 02:06 AM       
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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 12:33 PM       
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If I had an online girlfriend i'd keep it on the down low too.

if I had an online girlfriend I'd keep it in my pants
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Old Apr 1st, 2007, 08:15 PM       
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I got my wisdoms pulled. All four of em, hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat. Got a dry socket too.

Still got a hole in the back of one of my gums. More like a concave shape now, but it was nasty at first. Things got caught. I preferred to see it as places I could store shit.

"Do you have a place I could put this shred of chicken?"
"Yes, I think I have some places available."
Yeah, I hate it when shit gets trapped down in there.
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Old Apr 1st, 2007, 10:51 PM       
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Yeah, I hate it when shit gets trapped down in there.

did they like go through the wrong hole and think it was your mouth??

(yeah random but I didn't read the rest of the thread).
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Old Apr 1st, 2007, 10:54 PM       
post count thing.

"This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 10 seconds."

so ok I went to the bathroom and peed. I hope i didn't shit on this thread too.
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Old Apr 1st, 2007, 10:56 PM       
no offense or anything like that. hope all is well and you'll be a big hit at a halloween party or something
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