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Old Jan 31st, 2008, 07:27 AM       
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Old Jan 31st, 2008, 11:36 AM       
My cat's 'big' but it is mostly hair, that cat is huge though.
I hope yours doesn't end up like the fattest cat in the world though, with kidney failure and the like
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Old Jan 31st, 2008, 11:39 AM       
Gaining weight is unlikely as the cat is on a strict diet.
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Old Jan 31st, 2008, 02:50 PM       
My cat is pretty big too, but he's kind of a mix of natural size and just eating a lot.


He beats the shit out of the little dog all the time and is roughly the same size as him.
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Old Jan 31st, 2008, 03:00 PM       
Well as long as we're posting pictures of our kitties



My cat has an opposite eating problem. Sort of like the Karen Carpenter eating problem
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Old Jan 31st, 2008, 06:56 PM       
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One of my Dads cats thinks she can fly http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/526/supercatna5.jpg Sorry bout the crappy quality
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Old Jan 31st, 2008, 07:04 PM       


There is no denying that my cat will fuck you up.
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 01:25 AM       


I hate my cat.
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 01:31 AM       
I don't believe you. You said "MY" cat. you wuv him.

This is Mr. Woogums. He lives with my wife now. I miss his dumb ass.

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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 02:13 AM       
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It's got Betty Davis eyes
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Old Feb 1st, 2008, 06:01 AM       
Ive seen dogs that look like cats but never a cat that looks more doglike than catlike...awsome
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Old Feb 4th, 2008, 08:54 PM       
OMG i've found it! The legendary cat thread ! SO RARE! but that cat is cute ^^.
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Old Feb 4th, 2008, 10:33 PM       
OH MY GAWD!!!

what a cutie!! poor lil' kitty, he doesn't like being picked up.

neither did my fat cat, who was around 36 lbs. he was the most timid kitty ever. i love cats.
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 01:18 AM       
That cat needs to be renamed to Jabba.

Other than that, wow, that is one seriously messed up cat. Best of luck slimming it down, and may those who did simply for fun be visited upon by horrors.
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 01:31 AM       
It would be rad it we had a weekly stat on him. Like his weight and heart rate, cholesterol levels, etc. Or a live fatty cam!
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Old Feb 12th, 2008, 10:37 AM       
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That cat needs to be renamed to Jabba.

Other than that, wow, that is one seriously messed up cat. Best of luck slimming it down, and may those who did simply for fun be visited upon by horrors.
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Old Feb 13th, 2008, 12:08 PM       
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Old Feb 13th, 2008, 04:22 PM       
oh man I love that gif.
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 04:37 PM       
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 07:36 PM       
Mr Woogums! I have a flame-point Siamese, too. His name is Cesco. Did Mr. Woogums argue with you? Cesco always has to have the last word.
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 07:39 PM       
Oh Yeah, but he was so nice. I've heard Siamese are bastards but he was the sweetest.
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 07:48 PM       




How on earth does a cat get that big?! That's insane! I thought my cat was fat.....
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 07:54 PM       
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 08:00 PM       
I mean, how?! That shouldn't be possible, if mother nature wasn't a bitch!
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