I got into a fight with my dad

[The_voice_of_reason]

because my brother's football team was having a fundraiser car wash at the same time as the highscool band and choir was. I went and had my car washed by the band a choir kids. My dad tried to tell me some shit about being loyal, and I tried to explain to him how the football team gets twice the budget of the fine arts program and the fine arts program is a better aid to students. I gave him statistics on how only one graduate from this year is going to college on a football scholorship but we have ten people going on music scholarships. He just told me that sports "build character" so I walked out of the room and he yelled at me.

[Secret Agent Vomit]

You should go beat the fuck out of him for being retarded.

[Brandon]

Thank heavens you have such a cool father, otherwise you may never have seen the error of going against the vengeful god of sports.

[Mike]

I can see your point, but since your brother is on the football team I think that's more important. Whether or not your father realizes that both music and sports build character, it sounds like he at least has a sound idea of principle. It's better to believe in something, than nothing. Many fathers might not have given a shit either way. If I were you I'd be grateful that's not the case with yours.

I don't mean to sound like a know-it-all, all I'm saying is I see both as valid points, though I think loyalty to your Dad and your brother come first.

[AChimp]

You're not a real man until you've beat up your dad.

[The_voice_of_reason]

I get the loyalty angle but the bottom line is that the football team doesn't need money and the fine arts program does.

[Evil Robot]

I hope your father was drunk and abusive when you were a child so you grow up all fucked up and eventually wind up a serial killer who stalks victims that resemble your mother.
And I too hate football. All football players are latent homosexuals including your brother.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Originally Posted by AChimp

You're not a real man until you've beat up your dad.

When I was 12, I punched my dad in the face, and then he laughed.

[Jeanette X]

Your father is a prick who obviously values sports more than he does the arts. Who says that choir doesn't build character? Loyalty my ass.

[AChimp]

It's better this way. Choir is for girls and wimps. VoR's brother will obviously become the real man because football will teach him the skills required to kick his dad's ass.

[The One and Only...]

I kicked my dad in the nuts once. Now that I think about it, I wish I was older so it would have been funnier.

[The_voice_of_reason]

My father just apologized to me and said that he can see things from my point of view. He just wishes I'd be more supportive of my brother.

I wouldn't fight my dad anyway

[CaptainBubba]

I love my dad very much.

I wish my family was dysfunctional so I could hate them and get attention from ladies and get pity lovin'.

[Wiffles]

My jock dad once beat me up badly, he then bought me some ice cream afterwards ;____;

[Cap'n Crunch]

It's ashame that he didn't break any of your bones.

[AChimp]

I sacked my dad when I was six. He smacked on the side of the head and then went to sit down for a while.

[Les Waste]

Wiffles needs to post more.

And ArtificialBrandon's avatar makes me mad, because I think it's form Chrono Cross and I fucking hated that game. But even if it isn't from Chrono Cross, it made me think about Chrono Cross, and that's bad too.

[Jixby Phillips]

Awww poor wiffles ;_;

[Rev. Danno]

He just told me that sports "build character" so I walked out of the room and he yelled at me.

That's not a fight... That's you being a pussy. I know he said he was sorry, but you sould still beat him into submision with your brothers cleatswhen he's sleeping till he sees it your way.
It's not a fight unless someone bleeds, or bruises... ask your mother.

[Jixby Phillips]

If he only knew what your internet screen name was, he'd know not to argue with you

[executioneer]

And ArtificialBrandon's avatar makes me mad, because I think it's form Chrono Cross and I fucking hated that game. But even if it isn't from Chrono Cross, it made me think about Chrono Cross, and that's bad too.

It totally fucking is from Chrono Cross HATE

-willie

[FS]

This post should be marked for sucking. I opened it expecting a detailed description of a patriarchal knife fight.

[The Retro Kat]

I did football and boxing as well as art classes and band. I don't know what that makes me, but I know my dad would severly beat the shit out of me if i tried anything crazy. He's fucking huge, he's 54 years old, and a god damned fireman. I don't stand a chance. Unless I use gool ol Bowie.

[NIGhtMAre]

REtrokat, just hit him in the hip. he oughta go down

[fat_tony]

Here is some of the arguments me and my old man get into.

Dad: Hey cool movie, hey isn't that the guy from Predetor?
Tony: No that's not him the guy in this movie is Billy Dee Williams... You know Lando from Star Wars..
Dad: Oh yeah.. Isn't he on Predator?
Tony: No thats a different actor.
Dad: No I'm pretty sure it's him.
Tony: No dad your wrong.
Dad: Nah your wrong.
Tony: Goddammit dad I will kill you!
Dad: Your wrong
(I grab a ice pick and shove it in my dads cornea)
Tony: You are fucking wrong!!!
Dad: AWWWW!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST CHECK THE FUCKING IMDB?
Tony: Because you need to learn the error of your poor judgment.


Well maybe the last half doesn't happen.