Voice Texting Technology

[Evil Robot]

I have spent the past few years developing a faster means of text messaging called "Voice Texting Technology", or VTT. The process simplifies the task of conveying a message of unlimited length at the same speed in which a person can speak. It can also be used from telephones that do not have standard SMS capabilities. The process is simple:
1) Dial the telephone number of the person you wish to "Voice Text™" and align the handset to the side of the users head.
2) The recipient then acknowledges the message by "answering" their telephone.
3) Both parties are now able to engage in full-duplex communication without even having to type a single word.