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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 10:33 PM        Need Help Please
Please help me. This girl in my class is so fine. We are just friends and i have a crush on her so i want her to like me the same way but i dont know how to tell her without getting her mad or for her to take it the wrong way so please, help
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 10:35 PM       
HIT HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BIG FUCKING ROCK
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 10:37 PM       
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 10:40 PM       
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 10:40 PM       
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 10:42 PM       
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 10:43 PM       
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 10:57 PM       
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 11:18 PM       
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Old Dec 6th, 2003, 11:25 PM       
Urinate on her and claim her as yours so no other men will come near her. It won't matter if she doesn't like you, she can't go to anyone else
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 12:31 AM       
Make a game out of bending her over your knee and spanking her.
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 01:08 AM       
Make a game out of bending her knee backwards and punching her.
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 01:45 AM       
FIRS TYO U HAVE TO BE FINE

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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 10:44 AM       
Say you have drugs and when she gets to your house smack her in the face with a heated frying pan and leave it there. If she doesn't die she'll be fucking disgusting.

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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 01:29 PM       
im sorry but i got mixed emotions about all of this
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 02:22 PM       
You're friends, which means you will never be anything more. Ladder theory owns you.
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Old Dec 7th, 2003, 02:45 PM       
I intend to disprove ladder theory shortly.

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Old Dec 9th, 2003, 07:39 AM        Re: Need Help Please
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Please help me. This girl in my class is so fine. We are just friends and i have a crush on her so i want her to like me the same way but i dont know how to tell her without getting her mad or for her to take it the wrong way so please, help
Look you cannot force someone to llike you. Girls not only are a confusing species but they can put you in seperate boxes. For example:

1. Just friends
2. Friends that you just want to cuddle and kiss
3. Friends that you just want no strings sex with
4. Friends that you want to have a relationship with

But you seem like a kid so I'd stick to the kissing stuff, once you go beyond that things get complicated.
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