LOL this thread reminds me of something I read about that Keith Moon used to do when he was young on the tube back to London when he'd go out drinking and stuff....he LOVED screwing with people's heads, as I'm sure any of you that know who Keith Moon is already know....well what he used to do is he'd have a can of chunky soup with part of the lid already opened in of a pocket on the inside of his jacket, along with a brown paper bag, and he'd wait till he could find somewhere to stand right in the middle of all there buisnessmen who'd already taken the good seats.... then he'd start moaning and saying he felt sick, and start wobbling all over the place, and then after a bit, after he figured he'd set the mood well enough, he'd turn around so no one could see what he was doing, crouch down, pull out the bag, quickly dump as much of the soup as he could into the bag before anyone could notice then stash the can back in his jacket, then put the bag to his mouth like a barf bag and make all these retching and gagging noises, and all the buisnessmen would literally jump back away from him, not wanting to get their suits messed up, and Keith would look up, after making his eyes look glassy, and with an effective amount of spittle on his lips and making his face go pale....then to the closest guy near to him, he'd hold out the bag, and be like, "Here, you take it," and naturally the guys wouldn't, so he'd chuck the bag at them and run.....
Keith Moon was so awesome....