So who wants to have sex with me?

[Stoppa]

MissFITS a given. But it's also a given that I don't sleep with sea-donkey's who fake pics of themselves. Besides, I'm not even into crab meat.

Anyway, just let me know here. And I'll get back to you on whether you're a possibility. Just remember, no matter how big it may be, everyone has to wait her turn.

All guys can fuck off now. Except if you want give head. As I've said before, A MOUTH...IS A MOUTH.

[ScruU2wice]

[MisSFiT]

MissFITS a given. But it's also a given that I don't sleep with sea-donkey's who fake pics of themselves.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[Tubesock]

This thread is so retarded it's making Penny Arcade look good.

[Nerd]

Why does Stoppa only post in mock wars?

[Tubesock]

Cause he fucks cows in retrospect!

[Emu]

Because he's too cool for the other forums.

That and he's, y'know, a dick.

[Stoppa]

Originally Posted by MisSFiT

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

It means I know you're a fake pic makin', twinkie-scarfin', marshmellow-filled whore with a 2 ton ass you like to wiggle for the local gimps, geeks, and 'tards.

Now either lick it, or shut the fuck up.

And leave your clothes on.

In fact, put a trench coat or something on over that.

I think some of the fat-assedness is oozing thru.

[Bulletproof_Kennedy]

Damn, this topic is dumb.

[Supafly345]

You are quite the character!

[Stoppa]

Originally Posted by Bulletproof_Kennedy

Damn, this topic is dumb.

And then, just as abruptly as it had entered WITH you, the gayness followed your sashaying, pink feather boa wearin' ass right back out the door.

Now either sign the "Yes, I'd like to lick Stoppa's All-Beef 9 pound Super Dong" list, put the kneepads on, practice the throat exercises conventiently posted on the wall, or shutthefuckup.

[Tubesock]

[MisSFiT]

"I'm a fake pic makin"
GOOD ONE STOPPA.
YOU ARE SUCH A CLEVER YOUNG HOMOSEXUAL.