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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 02:32 AM       
I do live in a small town, but it still seems like state troopers would have something better to do with their time then bother people on desolate highways.
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 03:28 AM       
was it a motorcycle cop, motorcycle cops are dicks

one time my friend got pulled over for speeding in Portland, and for having no insurance he took away the truck and we had to wait in downtown Vancouver in the rain for two hours while his mom drove down to pick us up

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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 03:29 AM       
heh, small town. Super Troopers. heh

I have yet to get a ticket, and I speed everywhere, a cop pulled out in front of me from a side road, I slammed on the breaks to keep me from smashing into the back of him. Was going 60 in a 30 zone at the time. Cop changed lanes, and I waved.

God, I love being your sterotypical Blonde Haired, blued eyed, thin, American with Military Base IDs on his truck, living in a highly militarized area. I NEVER get into trouble with the law. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Old Dec 10th, 2003, 01:18 PM       
Take a look at the cops shoes. The only people who wear shoes with a velcro strap are too retarded to tie a bow.

Oh, wait a second. They're probably for keeping the laces from getting caught in the bike chain. Or is the cop retarded? I think both scenarios are true.
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