Aug 27th, 2005, 07:31 PM
Just woke up
Alright, so, I fell asleep sometime before noon, and woke up about 18 minutes ago (is now 4:18). After laying down for a bit, I got up and had to go post my musings on the internet, but found that the internet was off. So, until I could fix it, I wrote down my ideas in bulleted format for easy access.
Anyhoo, got the internet back, so now I must tell!
I was thinking about my starving internet friends, and it got me thinking about the starving artist lifestyle. Then I thought, "Nah, that would suck, I should just get a job." But what sort of job? Ah, I could be in the pornos, sure. Why the heck would I be in porn, though? I'm not attractive, and I'm sure I could get another profession with my "leet people-person skills". But let's just say, maybe my boyfriend leaves me, and I get super-hot MAGICALLY and become PORNO SUPREMO!
That's really unlikely, though, with the whole magic stuff. But, what if I was really hard-up for cash, single, and a random guy offered me money for sex on video?(This is how many internet porns start, you see). But I figured, that guy would most likely have a disease, so I wouldn't.
But what if I did? Like, he says "No, I do not have any STDs." and I do the sex and get my however much is the going rate for that sort of thing. Then... I find out, I've just been tagged by THE HERPES SQUAD! O NOS
Why the hell would I post this here? To annoy you? No! It is because before this post-sleep wonkyness, I had a dream where Rog made a new sub-forum to rant about the online fetish "Having sex with Water". (This could actually have already existed long before my dream. The fetish, not the subforum). And for some reason, all of the posts consisted of himself and Guitar Woman, who was his nagging wife, having opposing views on the "sex with water" topic.
Why in the loveline forum? ... Probably because these "thoughts" mention sex and such, I don't know.