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terrva · #1

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A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle902014.ece

Check out the video. Do you guys think it's a pranky midget with a wicked sense of humour, a visitor from another dimension or just some dog? In any case, that shit is scary!

executioneer · #2

is this the same as that leprechaun all those dimwitted southerners claimed to see awhile back

(ps not southern as in southern hemisphere, southern as in georgia)

(ps not georgia as in former ussr georgia)

Tadao · #3

ElPila is a stoned midget gnome.

darkvare · #4

is chupacabras junior lol

Fat_Hippo · #5

I think it's a mix of overactive imagination and stupidity caused by generations of inbreeding.

Pub Lover · #6

Says the dude from Switzerland.

terrva · #7

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Says the dude from Switzerland.

Sickburn!

Pub Lover · #8

Don't drag Finland into this, you should already know you'll lose.

RaNkeri · #9

If I'd saw a garden gnome walk towards me, I surely wouldn't scream like a little girl :/

Esuohlim · #10

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Don't drag Finland into this, you should already know you'll lose.

Against Switzerland? Pfft, Switzerland won't even try

Pub Lover · #11

In a contest of which nation is more fucked up?

Pub Lover · #12

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri

If I'd saw a garden gnome walk towards me, I surely wouldn't scream like a little girl :/

You've overcome your Eisoptrophobia then?

RaNkeri · #13

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover

You've overcome your Eisoptrophobia then?

Yeah, although it required some hard 80s style training sessions. You know, under the guidance of an asian mentor.

Too bad I now have hypofobia though :/

Chojin · #14

is that a fear of spelling

WhiteRat · #15

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri

...You know, under the guidance of an asian mentor.

Too bad I now have hypofobia though :/

Too bad you are a racist!

terrva · #16

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Originally Posted by WhiteRat

Too bad you are a racist!

Every single finn is a raging racist.

Fat_Hippo · #17

The Swiss too actually. You should see us talking about turks or east europeans...or americans and brits for that matter. I don't think you people honestly want to know what the rest of the world thinks of you.

Fathom Zero · #18

We don't care because your country never does anything anyway.

Tadao · #19

Switzerland is the rest of the world?

Fat_Hippo · #20

FZ: except for selling weapons to countries like Iran. Yeah, we're great.

Tadao: huh?

Tadao · #21

What does the rest of the world think of us. I only get fox news.

Fat_Hippo · #22

That you're all a bunch of morons, a lot of you religious fanatics, and you can sue anything and win (whether the latter is postive or not, I don't know). Your government is incompetent and your politicians crooked, but you have good movies and music. That's basically it in a nutshell.

Ps: I don't think that, but most of switzerland does.

Tadao · #23

Well you are a moron sir!

Your county has it right. The thing that your country doesn't understand is how proud we are of these values. You guys might think that you understand it, but no

you really don't. And if you say you do I will come over there and kick your ass!