whtas your bedtime ritual

[Jixby Phillips]

i'm about tuckered out whats your guyses bedtimes rituals??? heres mine:

dress up in pajamas even nightcap
walk to the bed all slow
scratch
yawn
smack my mouth together to m ake smacking sounds
BLOW OUT CANLDE
sometimes get upset at a leaky faucet and spend all night fixing it
throw a boot at a cat singing on the fence!!!
WAKE UP IN TIME FOR WORK SAKES ALIVE

whats yours

[Dole]

kiss g/f
repeat
sleep

[FS]

take off clothes and then put on pants even though I usually go naked below the waist

imagine sheep hopping over a fence but then they turn into things I'm trying not to think about like my nephews

bury my head under my pillow

wrap myself in my matrass

freak out and destroy my house

[Imadjinn]

o Walk upstairs
o Go for a piss and miss every single time because I am too knackered to see straight
o Strip down to my underwear
o Fold clothes then throw them anywhere
o Get in bed and smack my head on the wall (v. important)
o Stay awake for 2 hours complaining to myself that I can't get to sleep

[the_dudefather]

Ah, routine. Well, I normally... get into bed... and then I have a
bit of a kip.

/bottom reference

[Imadjinn]

Ah, routine. Well, I normally... get into bed... and then I have a
bit of a kip.

Ah, 'twas but a matter of time before someone said it.

[Zhukov]

Wank

[Imadjinn]

Wank

Read last post by moi.

[sadie]

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

dress up in pajamas even nightcap
walk to the bed all slow
scratch
yawn
smack my mouth together to m ake smacking sounds
BLOW OUT CANLDE
sometimes get upset at a leaky faucet and spend all night fixing it
throw a boot at a cat singing on the fence!!!
WAKE UP IN TIME FOR WORK SAKES ALIVE

jixby's donald duck!

[McMock]

Look
Inventory
N
Use toilet with penis
N
Avoid books
N
S
Kick hobo out of bed
Sleep
Get into bed
Enter bed
Open sheets
Get into bed
Sleep

[FartinMowler]

Look at the losers on I-mockery
go up stairs and brush my teeth
scratch my balls
say goodnight to wife
wait until she falls asleep
sneek away to other family
repeat.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

Look at the losers in my family
go up stairs and put in my teeth
smash my balls with a hammer
say goodnight to my hag wife
wait until she passes out from the vodka
sneek away to molest my daughters
repeat.

[bigtimecow]

brush teeth, floss teeth, turn off all lights unless someone is out and is coming home later, go upstairs, set alarm, check it 4000 times, take out right ear o-ring from earring (always falls out in my sleep), take off glasses, kiss picture, pull up covers and such, fix pillows, get in, turn of f, light, go to sleep.

[DeadKennedys]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

I can't believe he'd actually say that

[racialslur]

Minimize forums window
Touch myself
Yawn
Post some more on forums
Turn off the forums window
Open up an Aqua Teen or Southpark
Take speaker and put it by my bed
Maybe get a diet Barqs
Open window
Lift up dog into bed
Fall into bed
Flatten dog
Enjoy Aqua Teen or Southpark until sleep

[FartinMowler]

MadMax wrote

Say goodnight to Kalhorn
licky balls one more time
get rubber hose long enough to smell ass
look at photo's taken of women lawnbowling
go to sleep on many stains

[racialslur]

Learn how to quote. Even I can.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

Say goodnight to racialslur
licky balls one more time
get rubber hose long enough to smell ass
look at photos taken of men lawnbowling
go to sleep on many stains

Keep trying fucktard, you'll get it one day!

[Big McLargehuge]

I take of all my clothes
Climb into bed
Weep
Crawl out of bed
Go to bathroom
Fall on the floor
Curl up
Weep
Sleep

[Sajuuk]

Slit wrists.

[Anonymous]

Look at picture of Bill Clinton
Weep until I pass out

[Jixby Phillips]

chojin quit abusing your power as mod

[James]

Masturbate
Watch TV
Masturbate
Lay down
Toss and turn
Masturbate
Lay down
Become wide awake after being unable to fight off my numerous worries and paranoia
Possibly masturbate
Watch TV and/or movie
Eat breakfast
Masturbate
Become too emotionally exhausted to have any more thoughts that keep me awake. Pass out with the TV on.

[sadie]

i'd like to suggest psychotherapy to most of you.

[DamnthatDavid]

After watching Conan

I brush my teeth
Take off over clothes
Fall into bed
Stay awake for 5 hours thinking about crap
Fall asleep for an hour
wake up, go to school.