Email of the Moment #2

[Anonymous]

I got this one regarding the Evil Dead rom hack review

From : Justin Anderson <lande@seidata.com>
Subject : Evil Dead!

Yeah, I'm the one who made the game, back when... sad you had to find what looks like a corrupted version of the game. Then again, after the "hacking group" broke up, former members(especially some 14 year old who retired, then decided he still had a say- much like a 14 year old Roger Waters or Glenn Danzig) started taking projects by others and goofing them up.

Zophar.net has a fixed version, assuming you're not too lazy to grab it. Like I much give a shit if some internet loser hates a game I made. You could at least give credit to Monster Turtle, the guy who did half the work... if you can even read the included document. Yet I'm somehow surprised someone as lazy and hateful as you ever learned how to read.

I hope you never get puss- nah, no point wasting a wish on a certainty. Fuck you and your kind.

And a follow-up, in which he kind of goes off on a tangent:

From : Justin Anderson <lande@seidata.com>
Subject : Evil Dead!

PS: Sam Raimi should be hacked up by a chainsaw for allowing that godawful Darkman 2 and 3 to be made. Much like Roland Emmerich, he's another director who's lost his mind.

Go dig up a working copy fo the ROM, unless the effort might kill you. In which case, no one would ever miss you, much like no one with a sense of reality misses the 80s.