I have no idea why (SINCE I'M LIKE HELEN KELLER WHEN IT COMES TO LEARNING COMPUTER SHIT, ONLY SHE COULD PROBABLY KICK MY ASS AT IT
), but all of the sudden starting today I've been getting a barrage of pop-ups every five minutes or so that say stuff like "ARE YOU TIRED OF POP-UPS" and "POP-UP KILLER KILLS POP-UPS OMG". And they aren't small ones either. They're those full-screen fuckers.
Does anyone know what I should do? I have SpyBot, but it seems to freeze itself before it gets halfway done each time.