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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 02:32 AM        I am on the news you jerks
check it out jerks

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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 02:48 AM       
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 02:48 AM       
Funny shit.

Also that reporter lady is a fine looking dame.
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 02:52 AM       
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 02:54 AM       
So did you get that reporter's number, i think she liked you.
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 02:56 AM       
I charmed her so much, she laughed at all my jokes

I should have been all like "so what about YOU? You have to work on thanksgiving, why don't I interview you!"

and then when i get her on camera (I reassure her i've been to broadcasting school, so i could opperate the camera) I ask "so, do you have a boyfriend?"

and then

"what are you doing tommorow night?"

even if she says she has a boyfriend, girls like a determined, aggressive fellow like myself
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 03:06 AM       
Like the way you charmed that DUDE coca-whatever :rollin
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 04:01 AM       
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 04:22 AM       
that is pornographic and I will not hold court to things like that

you are banned from my thread for 2 weeks IF YOU TRY TO CIRCUMVENT THIS BAN YOU WILL BE BANNED PERMINATELY
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 08:26 AM       
whoa it toook a week to load but it was worth it

jixby that was really smooth you're great at interviews!

i woulda hid from the camera yikes!
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 09:43 AM       
where was the lighting crew during your interview? it's so dark i could barely see you.
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 10:24 AM       
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 10:32 AM       
That was cool. I thought Jixby was very well spoken, better than the reporter.
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 11:34 AM       
I liked that you got three parts and all the other people only got one

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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 11:59 AM       
If David Cross died, Jixby could be the voice of David Cross.
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 05:41 PM       
That's boneriffic, i always wanted to be on the news :O
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 06:47 PM       
The guy reporter was a shithead dude. He said "Oh Danielle you love it!". What an asswipe.
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 08:11 PM       
Oh, is that what he said? Thanks.
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 08:27 PM       
First your face now the top of your head? Jixby you're getting rid of hairs all over the place
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 09:42 PM       
Wow...there really was nothing to report that day. "Today on the news, some people are going to work, even though others don't have to".
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Old Nov 28th, 2006, 10:11 PM       
Thanks ladies

I get a buzzcut once every six months. This is my routine and I like it

I got my last buzzcut on november 1st because as you may remember I was christopher elliott for halloween and had my head partially buzzed for a male-pattern baldness effect.

James I received your PM asking for forgiveness, you are unbanned. But if there is anymore trouble you will be banned perminately. Thank you for the appology.
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Old Nov 29th, 2006, 12:07 AM       
How Come Jixby's avatar looks like a badly planned david blaine stunt?

Anyway, i hope that you atleast had some thanksgiving dinner waiting for you later.
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Old Nov 29th, 2006, 12:21 AM       
"...Just be thankful your not Luke.."

lol I will!!!!

Just kidding Jixby. You have a really nice voice.
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Old Nov 29th, 2006, 01:23 AM       
I'm envious of Jixby. I was on the news for like 10 seconds for getting my hair chopped off. Neat, though.
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Old Nov 29th, 2006, 09:54 AM       
Congratulations...I guess?
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