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Originally Posted by AChimp
You should tell him to smuggle a toilet from Canada. Our conservation laws aren't as strict when it comes to water, so a single flush from a Canadian toilet sends your turds flying down the pipes on what is practically your own little white water rapids.
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I think that the Gallons Per Flush (GPF) is part of your buddy's problem. If upon "leaving the kids at the pool" you only take a half-hearted stab at the flushing handle, then you're not getting the full effect per flush. Then the water needs to build up again for the next flush. If the water has NOT been given enough time to build up, then repeated half-flushes isn't going to help the situation. When he's in a better mood, tell him to hold the handle down a little longer during the first flush and, if not successful, give the water enough time to build up for the second flush. Repeat as neccessary in this fashion until such time that his "offerings" have left the premises. That is all.
P.S. Achimp, while we're on the topic of refuse removal, please contact your Minister of Whatever and ask him to stop sending Toronto's trash to Michigan. Please and thank you.