okay hey guys i'm sorry i didnt do anything here for christmas so heres a late gift from a cool dude, that's right, i'm a cool dude
haha sorry i know some of you are also cool dudes, let me hear you cool dudes come out and you we can talk about some stuff thaty only cool dudes know about
here are some things i know that i've come acros as a cool dude!
a plastic fork, aw man, cool dudes are so cool that they dont need those! chomp gobble chopm am i right cool dudes? you knwo it!
some cool dudes think they're cool, but they're just posuers, like this guy, i mean, it's obvious, to us cool dueds!
uh oh, looks like some not so cool dudes were caught trying to be cool! haha you're so uncool!
what's that, you can't understand me? it must be because you're just not a cool dude like i htought you were
wow! talk about cool, dudes! if this were any cooler i swear he'd have to start his own club
by himself because we can't handle what he's bringing to the table! help me out here cool dudes we've got to keep the statsu quo!
heh heh hey cool dudes okay
now this is wehre we're going to party, i mean, it has everything and if you're a cool dude you'd notice i put a beer from my dad in it one time!
hehehe well if anyone else wants to join me as a cool dude let me know!