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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 07:51 AM        Stephen Hawking
How does he talk?

I thought that he types but he's paralyzed.
Two of my friends say he talks through a tube.
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 08:22 AM       
he turns a knob that makes the appropriate sound, then hits a button to make it talk.

This is a theory. Try Asking jeeves.
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 11:34 AM       
His wheelchair is outfitted with a computer that detects his eye movement. He looks at a letter, somehow confirms it and that's how he types things out, then confirms what he was saying and the computer says it through a speech program.
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 11:38 AM       
The day we click on things with our eyes...
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 11:59 AM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 12:02 PM       
I thought he had limited hand movement and could use a joystick for his chair and a keyboard with the other hand. Oh well. I'm right now reading his book "The Universe in a Nutshell." It's pretty good. He's a great writer.
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 05:54 PM       
It's not an easy thing for someone working at that level of physics to still be able to put things in layman's terms as he does in his writing.
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 06:48 PM       
esuohlim made him hilarious.
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 09:36 PM       
Stephen hawkings is the greatest rapper to ever rock the mike!
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 09:46 PM       
Pope Hentai, you should make a rom hack of some game were you get to be Prof. Hawkings
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 11:44 PM       
i thought he was so smart that he could just transfer his thoughts to your mind...
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Old Feb 13th, 2004, 01:02 AM       
I wanna cut the brakes on his Wheelchair
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Old Feb 13th, 2004, 01:51 AM       
Nah, just give his wife a claw hammer and let her do the hard work. Takes a special kind of lady to beat on a fucking invalid.
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