This site is a plum ripe for the picking.

[Professor Cool]

Clearly without Rog, this place has turn into anarcy.

WE MUST RISE ABOVE THE FATSATAN AND CLAIM I-MOCKERY FOR OUR OWN.

Join me, and you will not only get weekends off, but you get FREEDOM (and a light lunch)

ONWARD MEN

[Supafly345]

It says there are only 20-something replies to this thread on the outside, but there are much more than that.

[Zhukov]

The time has come, The End of History is at hand. All the old powers will enter into a holy alliance to exorcise the spectre that is haunting the i-mockery forums. The spectre of FS.

Two things result from this fact:
I. FatSatanism is already recognised by all the powers to be a power unto itself.
II. It is high time that FS should openly publish, in the face of the world, the views, aims and tendencies of the new order to meet this nursery tale of a forum.

To this end, various peoples should meet in London to sketch a manifesto, to be translated into French, Dutch, Russian, German, Italian and English languages.

Let the i-mockery forums tremble.

[FS]

Blast! The rebels seem to be... undermining the fabric of reality. Cunts. This is damn funky.

I'd make a reply, but I wouldn't know if the people whose replies are read belong in my thread or Blackflag's. Especially since I don't know what Blackflag's thread is about in the first place

But if I'll allow a religion, it will probably be the worship of the uncircumcized penis. Please note that circumcized men will be second-class citizens in my nation. Also, kellychaos will be executed bi-weekly.