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Professor Cool · #1

It was on like an hour ago...

My favorite would have to be either Premise Beach, because it was just so corny, and the Sausages one was epic.

Snatchtastic · #2

The one where they are in a flight simutator simulating a plane crash, and one chick FrEaKs out and goes insane and the other guy rips off his shirt and he has a huge pentagram drawn on his chest and he's about to stab himself with a Ginormous knife.

LacrimansTaurne · #3

My favorite one is when Kevin and Dave are in some diner and Dave says he saw a really great movie on TV the night before. Kevin asks what movie, but Dave can't remember the title, so he tells Kevin the plot. Kevin tells him it's Citizen Kane and it clearly is. But Dave disagrees and talks more about the movie, and Kevin assures him it's Citizen Kane while Dave continues to disagree. At one point Kevin jams a knife through Dave's hand, pinning it to the table, and asks this other guy for a newspaper he's reading and proves to Dave that the movie was Citizen Kane through the TV listings. Dave finally agrees and says he needs to be taken to the hospital in "one of those vans with the flashing lights on top." Kevin tells him its called an ambulance, and Dave disgrees. Kevin then says,"You're right! You don't need an ambulance! You need a hearse!" He then stabs Dave in the chest numerous times with a knife until he slumps over and dies.

CaptainBubba · #4

Girlie-Drink-aholic. Hands down.

Professor Cool · #5

Dave: Premise!

Kevin: What if!

Dave: What if there were people whose heads resembled beautifully wrapped presents!

Kevin: Brilliant! It's a...

Dave and Kevin: Wacky premise!!! Premise!

[Cut to scene with Mark and Scott sitting on a couch. Their heads do, indeed, look like beautifully wrapped presents]

Mark: Thank god we made it through another Christmas safely

Scott: Without our heads being torn to shreds by happy children

Both: Whoosh!

[Back to the beach scene. Kevin and Dave limbo under the guitar necks]

Kevin: Get it?

Dave: Holidays are hell!

Kevin: When you're a gift head!

Dave and Kevin: Premise!!!

Mockery · #6

There's a long Sausages one that I really like a lot.

And then the "Sorry... slipped my mind" guy sketches always gave me a chuckle too.

Professor Cool · #7

Yeah that's the one i was talking about.

I also like the one where dave asks kevin about the beatles.

Big Papa Goat · #8

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Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

Girlie-Drink-aholic. Hands down.

Oh god yes!
I like all the cops ones though, and that one where they dress as women was hilarious!

Obligatory Joke^

EDIT: The doors fan one was good

Brandon · #9

Hmm...

1. Anything Buddy Cole (lesbian softball, in particular)
2. Anything Cabbage Head
3. Anything Simon and Manservant Hecubus
4. Dave's inadvertently sarcastic guy

Schimid · #10

THIRTY HELENS AGREE.

THE NIGHT...OF THE COW.

I LIKE TERRIERS.

whoreable · #11

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Originally Posted by Snatchtastic

The one where they are in a flight simutator simulating a plane crash, and one chick FrEaKs out and goes insane and the other guy rips off his shirt and he has a huge pentagram drawn on his chest and he's about to stab himself with a Ginormous knife.

Get your shows straight. you moron.

dont put salt in your eyes was one of my favs a while back.

noob3 · #12

the one where the gay guy is looking for pot and satan gives him primo dreads

Professor Cool · #13

He's Hip

He's Cool

He's 45

ItalianStereotype · #14

who here's gonna get 1000 dollars?

Spooky · #15

I'd have to say the whole record-shop Doors fan sketch is one of my favorites.

That, or the Gazebo-theifs.

I also like the Satan sketch, what with the dreads and the pot and jean jacket.

Daphne · #16

The one with the jam contest (you chose a child molesters jam!)

The one where Bruce's pen is stolen, and he imagines Kevins stabbing a guy and picking his ear with the bloody pen.

The one where Mark is a teenage girl, and Kevin's on a date with her at her scary house and her dog rapes him.

WorthlessLiar · #17

The Gazebo sketch is indeed awesome.

So is another in the same episode where the guy writes a business report naked and everyone is disgusted. Then he later admits he made the coffee naked.

Brandon · #18

I'm a big fan of Daryl (or Da-RILL, rather) babysitting his girlfriend's little kid. The hockey punks had a garbage can over his head.

aaaaaa · #19

I like the one where the kid gets a pet businessman the most. "Mom, if you don't let me keep Mr. Stevenson, I'll...I'll hold my breath until I turn gay!"

pjalne · #20

I've hardly seen anything, the show never aired here. Of the ones I've seen, Running Faggot is my favourite.

Freaky Sheek · #21

One of my favorites, well it sticks out in my mind, would have to be the Dr. Suess Bible. I wish I didnt lend out my tape of the KitH live tour, I never got it back.