Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 21:26:51 -0400
From: gg <georgied1313@excite.com>
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To: <cpr@caterinar.com>
Subject: Stop it Right Now
Dear Ms(?) Rando,
It has come to my attention that you have misappropriated my intellectual property. For the last three years I have been developing a sexually ambiguos character named The Amazing Rando. Rando has had many adventures, and become internationally loved.
Apparently you have decided to try and link your horrible books and articles to the high quality entertainment provided by my character by using the last Name Rando to plug really bad books, and to lure people in to some sort of Rando based cult.
While my Rando is of questionable sexuality, you have taken the nature of the joke too far. Are you even human? You sort of appear to be a freaky sort of asexual walrus, or that dumpy chick that made that horrible Greek Wedding movie.
Please stop ruining the good name of my character. Go back to Walrus Towne and peddle some of your crap to your brothers (or sisters as the case may be).
Yours in spite
George
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