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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 12:52 AM        I'm so sick and tired of
stories about people who achieve success despite insurmountable odds. Fuck these people. I want to hear about all the golden childs who were given everything, and had every oppurtunity to succeed and still managed to fuck up and end up tossing salads for a dime of rock. Now THAT'S entertainment.

Oh wait. Hollywood.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 01:24 AM       
One'd probably have something interesting with that pitch as long
as they kept Spielberg the hell away from it. Seriously, if I want a
happy ending pulled outta my own ass at the last minute, I'll
read a French fairy tale.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 01:31 AM       
Lately, you've been a prolific poster.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 01:34 AM       
Sorry. I'm just trying to get used to the forum.

And taking shit from people not two days after joining.
I suppose I'm being initiated. Or is being hated by Malevolent
an uncommon thing?
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 01:39 AM       
i love it when new people come to i-mockery all surprised they're getting--OMG!--mocked. morons.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 01:41 AM       
why is all this in my thread
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 01:42 AM       
Oh, I expected it. I just figured.....

Okay, yeah. I'm a moron.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 02:38 AM       
I had forwarning from a friend when I joined. Saddly, that still didn't stop them from mocking me. Those bastards.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 02:45 AM       
lol Sorry, Mariachi, please continue.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 04:30 AM       
What about the story of the poor guy who grew up to be Bill Gates? Oh wait...

Or the ugly fat kid who grew up into George Bush, who is merely stupid instead of ugly? Oh wait...
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 04:33 AM        There is a true story
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 05:55 AM       
5th, Arizona sucks donkey dick...
Move away while you can...
You're 22.5 years old... Get some balls, and do something new...
Based of your postings, I recomend you move to the mid-west, or the east caost w/ all the other "clever" people who post here, or go to Canaduh to hang out w/ the Mockers who just plain suck...
Achimp needs some one whom he can look down on (because he ain't anything lower where he's at right now... How's your love life chimpy?)
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 03:20 PM       
There's still SSA.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 04:05 PM       
Gary Coleman is tossin' salads! Bawaaaaa!!!
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 04:58 PM       
Who?
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 05:37 PM       
Hey, Mariachi- first things first: There are a lot of morons in Hollywood who were given everything, but there are just as many who worked shit jobs and starved before they got any kind of break.

Secondly, and far more importantly, if you're going to use George Carlin's material, have the decency to credit him.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 05:52 PM       
I think you can say the same about the music industry.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 07:47 PM       
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I had forwarning from a friend when I joined. Saddly, that still didn't stop them from mocking me. Those bastards.
Same here. :/
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 07:52 PM       
Good job sspadowsky. You win. This thread is over.
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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 03:58 PM       
El Mariachi was given a great thread idea and, ultimately, fucked it all up. :irony
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