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Old Dec 3rd, 2004, 03:36 PM        I wrote A Rap Song
NOTE:Sorry beforehand if I offend



1st & ONLY VERSE

Evea Since I was A boy, I knew I was a brotha
But someone had a plan 4 me, a plan 2 live anotha

EXCISTACE
FROM A DISTANCE
ON A MISSION
WITH A VISON
Now I’m Wishing for a chance for anotha position

It Not my falt I’m white
With A place 2 sleep every night
With food on the table , ‘cause my parent’s are able

2 be BESIDE ME
2 Provied me
Ain’t Nobody denied me!

But it’s a fact, I wanna be Black
U can take ya milk white toast life back!

I Need 2 feel pain, 2 live in distain
I have a chip on my sholda, and as I get olda
Theres a girl I can’t hold her, so I
Hit Her ova da head wit a bolda
(10 scecond delay)
What u may think this songs messed up,
But in the words of Eminem,
I JUST DON’T GIVE A F@&%

CHOURS X2

I A Wigga
U probably figuad that
I A Wigga
Don’t Make My pull on this triggah
I A Wigga
Soon as I puff on this cigga,
I turn into a gangsta A$$ , Hard core Wigga

PEACE!
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Old Dec 3rd, 2004, 03:58 PM       
SORRY I FORGOT 2 READ THE POSTING RULES SORRY
NOT I HAVE NO INTENTION 2 OFFEND
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Old Dec 3rd, 2004, 04:16 PM       
Wow, that's fucking hilarious. I am simply filled with riotous laughter that the gods themselves could not contain.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2004, 04:45 PM       
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Wow, that's fucking hilarious. I am simply filled with riotous laughter that the gods themselves could not contain.
I Can Not tell if that is sarcastic or not But I will tell myself it is positive just for pity
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Old Dec 3rd, 2004, 04:51 PM       
.......in my opinion you are black now just for being so dumb. Now that you are black you have plenty of time to lift weights and convert to islam because lord knows you wont have a job. You will get your girlfriend knocked up, you will also beat her. You know just watch "baby boy" and you got the idea of what your going to do with the rest of your life.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2004, 04:53 PM       
If this is serious, it might be one of the funniest things I've ever read.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2004, 04:59 PM       
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.......in my opinion you are black now just for being so dumb. Now that you are black you have plenty of time to lift weights and convert to islam because lord knows you wont have a job. You will get your girlfriend knocked up, you will also beat her. You know just watch "baby boy" and you got the idea of what your going to do with the rest of your life.
That is cool u think I am a black person but I am sadly white sorry to disapoint you
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Old Dec 3rd, 2004, 05:03 PM       
I got insperation from the free mp3's of Josh Cats here is a link tell me what you think.

www.makejoshfamous.com
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Old Dec 3rd, 2004, 05:06 PM       
well, i personally am so shocked and offended by this that words cant even express it
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Old Dec 3rd, 2004, 05:14 PM       
people like you should be shot.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2004, 05:47 PM       
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people like you should be shot.
I Am sorry if I offend but It's not against black people. I like and respect them. I am only stating that most white rappers who try and sound tuff and sacry just sound stupid because they did not have to deal with what the good west coast compton area rappers talk about and they are just sad induviduals. Eminem and Cypriss Hills are the only good White rappers out there end of story
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Old Dec 3rd, 2004, 05:49 PM       
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well, i personally am so shocked and offended by this that words cant even express it
Also to you fine sir to answer to read my reasons for this song read the reply above

Sorry Once Again
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Old Dec 4th, 2004, 01:39 PM       
you know alot of the black rappers are fake to? They dont come from the streets they came from the burbs
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Old Dec 4th, 2004, 01:54 PM       
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Cypriss Hills are the only good White rappers
You're a fucking dumbass. And they are from the west coast, by the way.
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Old Dec 4th, 2004, 01:56 PM       
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you know alot of the black rappers are fake to? They dont come from the streets they came from the burbs
Like Will Smith, Ja Rule, MC Hammer (except for U can't Touch This), Skee-Lo Probably But I still like it, Bow Wow, Lil' Romeo. Should I keep going?
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Old Dec 4th, 2004, 01:58 PM       
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Cypriss Hills are the only good White rappers
You're a fucking dumbass. And they are from the west coast, by the way.

I Know I am and proud of it.

I wasn't shure about cypress Hill But thanks for the info
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Old Dec 4th, 2004, 02:49 PM       
There is no laughing emoticon in the world that could accurately capture how funny that is.
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Old Dec 4th, 2004, 11:37 PM       
cypress Hill are mexican not white and you forgot about aseop rock hes awsome
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Old Dec 5th, 2004, 12:52 AM       
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OH MY DID HE OFFEND YOU
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Old Dec 5th, 2004, 12:53 AM       
Oh man we need more threads like this, without adeptninja whining how stupid it is
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Old Dec 5th, 2004, 06:36 AM       
I don't like hip-hop, or black people.
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Old Dec 5th, 2004, 11:23 AM       
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