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Mockery · #1

I've been pretty burned out on the site the past two weeks (partly because of all the Halloween shit I did in October and partly because of this new shitty job) and getting back into the swing of things can sometimes be hard. So, what things on I-Mockery would you like to see updated? Or... if there's something I havent' written about yet that you'd like to see featured on I-Mockery, lemme know.

McClain and I are supposed to be doing a toy review soon. Actually, it should've already been done but his camera got fucked and I haven't heard back from the skanky sailor in a few days now. But that's at least one thing on the horizon. I was also supposed to start working on a big game project with FatSatan, but that has been put on hold because he just got a new job somewhere and hasn't been online much at all. Oh well. :/

-RoG-

Gurlugon · #2

I'd like to see more ROM hack reviews, if there're half-decent ROM hacks available.

HickMan · #3

You have to ask yourself, Rog. Who is more important, your fans, or you?

Just kidding. It's completly understandable that you can't give 100% to the site when you have other things to do. Don't worry about it (for me at least :/). Hell, you have done more then pretty much I would want to do on then intronet.

Spooky · #4

a review of the star wars christmas special.

Krythor · #5

Maybe some things to think about are "HOW TO" type minimocks, experiments, or compiling another Things That Must Be Destroyed list. There's an almost infinite list of shitty commercials/TV shows/movies/people/products etc. that hasn't been covered yet.

Perhaps a section of carefully selected user-submitted pieces that are either pretty decent, good or hilariously bad? I'd imagine that you get quite a few.

That's only if you absolutely have an urge to add to the site. The huge amount of Halloween updates more than makes up for any lack of updates right now.

Protoclown · #6

I've been thinking that I need to write a new Visionary Darkness piece soon, but I don't have any ideas that are really sparking right now. I don't mean to be a lazy asshole, but I am, and I'm just currently without ideas. Soon as I come up with something though, I'll send it along in hopes to help fill the void.

UP_SHUT · #7

I second the Things That Must Be Destroyed list. Those always make me LOL Hell, maybe you could whip up a holiday edition of one for christmas cheer.

Cap'n Crunch · #8

Jack Frost spooky movie review.

Esuohlim · #9

I'm thinking instead of brand new stuff, maybe just updates to some old stuff that never gets updated anymore, like the Internet Perverts Exposed or General Zod.

ScruU2wice · #10

yeah internet perverts exposed is the reason i started going to this site

edit: i always wanted to write some sort of rant on people in america who want to convert to the metric system, but i neither have the time nor the humor to do it, maybe you could do a piece on that proto :/

Ninjavenom · #11

Dude, take a friggin' break already. Go away over Thanksgiving or something. Take it easy. You update this site way too much for a guy who has so much else going on. Take the wife to the moon, or something. Forget about the site for a while, and just relax. :O

pissed off salesman · #12

I'd like to see something about super 8mm cameras. I just started filming with one. Either that or another art contest.

P.S.
everything can be beaten is a fucking masterpiece

camacazio · #13

More of the same.

Schimid · #14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninjavenom

Take the wife to the moon, or something.

Mock isn't abusive.

:honeymooners

Zomboid · #15

Those fucking lazy staffers need to start crankin' out work again! Some haven't done anything in months!

Anonymous · #16

Yeah, guys like Dr. Boogie hav been slacking off lately, throwing the site into Chaos.

Note the subtle message, zomboid.

mburbank · #17

I would like to see lot more violent, transgressive pornography. You know. For the ironic social statement it makes. Especially about things like those leather masks with the zipppers over the eyes and mouths. And redheads.