How to trick girls into thinking they like you?

[maggiekarp]

Wait a second, he's not actually looking for love, just a slave girl...


Jedi Mind Trick, silly

[executioneer]

jamesman this is going to sound cliche but you have to learn to love yourself before girls are going to love you

-willie

[Mike]

Originally Posted by Slinky Ferret

I may not be every girl in the world, but I do know that I prefer to have a relationship with men that make me laugh and are good friends rather than the ones who have stunning looks and macho ego.

So like every girl in the world you like hanging out with guys who are funny and friendly even if they're awkward and have arms like emaciated chicken legs - but would you ask them to fuck you and would you be proud about referring to one as your boyfriend IN PUBLIC?

This link has been posted before, but
http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

[Big McLargehuge]

Hey James, you are a lost cause. I don't even know you and i know that you will die alone. Give up. Just give up.

[Perndog]

Originally Posted by Terra

It's not hard to see why the women are just queuing up to your front door, James.

First of all, the ferret has great advice. You ought to just fucking take the advice from a "woman" for once in your miserable fucking existence. You might actually get further on down the road in the romantic vector, that is if you can get over yourself long enough to acknowledge the fact it just MIGHT take some sensitivity on your part to do so. The very fact that you want to "trick" somebody into liking you has all the ingredients of a Jerry Seinfeld farce. This is psychology gone berserk.

What women really REALLY like is somebody who is sensitive, caring and tender. THIS is the big mystery. From these three traits ALL good things flow.

But you probably will never get it. Your idea of making love to a woman is to beat the shit out of her with a baseball bat and then assfucking her into a coma. In some cultures that might be fine but your in the wrong hemisphere for that shit.

cough BULLSHIT cough

It's true, women do REALLY like somebody who is sensitive, caring, and tender. Who will listen to them talk about their problems with their BOYFRIENDS.

Terra and all other girls, listen to me. You give poor dorks like James serious emotional problems by feeding them this sort of stuff. Every lonely teenage boy who doesn't have the skills to play the game built in asks people like you for help and you just give him a good shove farther in the wrong direction.

Yes, sensitivity and caring are important in a relationship. But there has to BE a relationship first. Ever hear (or say) the phrase, "you're so sweet, but I just don't like you like that"? For a male to be successful with women, he needs them to like him "like that" first and worry about sensitivity afterward. Women LIKE tenderness but they are not ATTRACTED to it, and the lonely guys need to figure out what women are ATTRACTED to in order to get anywhere. Women are ATTRACTED to challenges (he doesn't seem to like me, but I'll make him notice me!), risks (he's kind of dangerous, and that turns me on!), and confidence (he doesn't seem like he needs a woman, but I'll change his mind!).

When girls and boys start noticing each other when they're kids, what to they do? Tease each other. The nice guys stop by the time they get to high school because they're taught how women "want" to be treated. The guys who get laid in high school just keep acting the same way with girls they did in sixth grade.

Okay, I'm done.

[Slinky Ferret]

Nightclubs over here (well especially in my town) are full of people getting laid no matter what they look like. Its the alcohol that fuels the chaos.

But if James wants to get a girl I think what I've said is correct and I stand by it, but I think I should add that what pern says is also right. The ones that are a challenge are the ones that get the girls - at the moment. But I do believe that in 10 years a role reversal tends to happen and the girls search for the decent lads, after being totally screwed over by the bastards.

[da blob]

evolution wants you to mate with the dominant individuals to have the best genes available i.e. those who will ensure your progeny the best survival rate.

[Slinky Ferret]

I don't think James has what it takes, he keeps complaining.

ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE?!

[The One and Only...]

If Pern's criteria were correct, I should be getting pelted with pussy.

challenges (he doesn't seem to like me, but I'll make him notice me!)

I rarely put forth any effort in getting a girl, even when I think I have a decent chance.

risks (he's kind of dangerous, and that turns me on!)

Half the people in my grade think I'm going to kill all of them because of the music that I listen to. It doesn't get much more "dangerous" than that.

confidence (he doesn't seem like he needs a woman, but I'll change his mind!)

Considering that I'm a loner by nature, I barely appear to need anyone, let alone a woman by my side.

I'm also something of a cold fish, which knocks sensitivity out of the ball park. Top it off with my uber-cock, attractiveness, and intelligence, and I should be the alpha male.

But I'm not.

Now, granted, I do know some sophomores who appear somewhat interested, and I've noticed the occasional glances from freshmen in the hallways, but that's it. No girlfriend - no nothing.

So, Pern, how do you explain my case?

[da blob]

shitheaditis.

[Big McLargehuge]

and you are like 12 so women aren't really looking to get laid at this point. BUT JUST WAIT TILL YOU GET A CAR

[Anonymous]

Oao, you actually have to hang out with the girls too.

[glowbelly]

there is no magic psychology that will make a gal like you. they either do or they don't.

if even a smidgen of the attitude you are displaying here, james, is serious, then you will never find someone to like you. you are coming across as incredibly unlikeable right now. you are being a whiny, insensitive, selfish, baby with extremely low self-esteem.

fix yourself first, then try to find someone who can tolerate you.

i wish you a ton of luck.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by glowbelly

you are being a whiny, insensitive, selfish, baby with extremely low self-esteem.

Well maybe I like being like that.

[James]

Originally Posted by Slinky Ferret

But I do believe that in 10 years a role reversal tends to happen and the girls search for the decent lads, after being totally screwed over by the bastards.

Ah, that will be a magical day. When I'm 30 years old, the girl of my dreams will finally say, "You've always been a great friend, so I might as well settle for you, now that I've been with everyone else."

[Schimid]

Dude, I kinda used to be in the same thing...what you have to do is just try to forget about it, if you can. Your self-esteem'll be able to come through if your mind is off not having a girl, and they'll see you as more than what you're seeming to be right now.

Just try not to worry about having a girlfriend so much and one'll just fall into your lap.

Then again, this advice might only work for me. I don't know how old James is, for one thing. I'm required to go to school and so are about two-hundred attractive girls. If you don't go to school then it might make it a little harder since you don't see the same person every day and you actually have to make an effort to hunt for them.

But what do I know I'm just a kid

[Slinky Ferret]

:/ Not all girls are sluts. But I think what glow said is straight to the point. The whole love yourself thing is important. If you're not happy with yourself how can anyone else be happy with you?

Love tends to sneak up on you, maybe there are girls that like you but your bad vibes turn them off. You are still young, have fun and enjoy yourself. Don't worry about the whole girl thing, it will happen eventually, I'm sure.

[James]

I'm surprised this thread has gone three pages without Proto or Helm or Wreck giving their two cents. What good is one of my threads in this forum without them telling me off?

[Perndog]

Originally Posted by Pelted with pussy

If Pern's criteria were correct, I should be getting pelted with pussy.

I rarely put forth any effort in getting a girl, even when I think I have a decent chance.

You have to get her attention first, champ, and be interesting enough for her to be bothered by your indifference.

Half the people in my grade think I'm going to kill all of them because of the music that I listen to. It doesn't get much more "dangerous" than that.

Listening to even the most obscene death metal does not qualify as dangerous. Getting in fights, breaking rules, or if you want to skip that route (I do), being (or seeming) unreliable/unpredictable, having dangerous hobbies, etc.

Considering that I'm a loner by nature, I barely appear to need anyone, let alone a woman by my side.

Loner = shy. Shy = antithesis of confident.

Guy who talks to the girls freely, easily, and casually = confident.

I'm also something of a cold fish, which knocks sensitivity out of the ball park. Top it off with my uber-cock, attractiveness, and intelligence, and I should be the alpha male.

Girls like sex or at least sexiness. Cold fish or someone who doesn't care about sex at all = icky nerd. Balance, dude.

At your age, intelligence means nothing to girls, except the ugly ones. And physical attractiveness only matters until you open your mouth; there are lots of ugly guys out there who get laid constantly.

Did I explain your case well enough?

[Perndog]

Originally Posted by Slinky Ferret

But I do believe that in 10 years a role reversal tends to happen and the girls search for the decent lads, after being totally screwed over by the bastards.

...unless the decent lads learn how to play the game at this age and hook up with the hotties while they're still young.

What James said is exactly right: When I'm 30 years old, the girl of my dreams will finally say, "You've always been a great friend, so I might as well settle for you, now that I've been with everyone else."

So when you meet the girl of your dreams, don't become friends. Make it clear from the moment you meet that you are interested in dating her. If she has a boyfriend, unless you have a plan to break them up, don't spend a lot of time with her until they do, or you will be overlooked for some guy she meets two days afterward.

[maggiekarp]

Don't hang out too much with a girl right after a break up, though. You'll just be a rebound :/

[thebiggameover]

star a band.

i am ulgy and my music sucked, but i couldn't walk out my front door without tripping over pussy. it was great. i'm trying to start another one, so i can get laid again...

[Jixby Phillips]

I SAY THIS BECAUSE CURRENTLY YOU MOST LIEKLY DOING THE OPPOSITE.

THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A NERD AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND GIRLS.

I WILL EXPLAIN THEM TO YOU, STARTING WITH THE BASICS.

1. GIRLS LIKE TO WEAR THINGS WITH NO LEGS.

2. THE SMALLER SOMETHING IS, THE CUTER IT IS, THIS IS WHY ON DATES I PRETEND TO BE REALLY TINY AND TALK IN A SERIES OF SQUEEKS.

3. GIRLS TAKE THERE CLOTHES OFF AT THE DROP OF A HAT ONCE PRESENTED WITH A FLORAL ARRANGEMENT.

4. GIRLS TAKE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING YOU SAY LITERALLY... LITERALLY

5. GIRLS FIND IT HARD TO MAKE SENSE OF MACHINES THAT DO NOT ASSIST IN THE PREPARATION OR CONSUMPTION OF FOOD.

6. GIRLS ARE OFFENDED BY ANYTHING THAT IS NOT DESIGNED BY OR FOR CHILDREN.

7. SOMETIMES GIRLS CAN SLAP EACH OTHER WITH THE HANDS.

8. GIRLS ARE KNOWN TO USE THE TOILET FOR REASONS OTHER THAN THE EXPRESS PURPOSES OF UNRINATION OR DEFFACATION.

9. GIRLS SUFFER FROM A VISUAL DEFECT THAT MAKES DOGGIES AND KITTIES APPEAR AS PEOPLE.

10. A GIRL CAN NEVER BE TOOO SKINNY, UNLESS OF COURSE
THAT GIRL IS NOT YOU

[maggiekarp]

5. GIRLS FIND IT HARD TO MAKE SENSE OF MACHINES THAT DO NOT ASSIST IN THE PREPARATION OR CONSUMPTION OF FOOD.

6. GIRLS ARE OFFENDED BY ANYTHING THAT IS NOT DESIGNED BY OR FOR CHILDREN.

Everything else, however, is surprisingly accurate.

[The Retro Kat]

WANNA SEX? LET'S SEX.