Bukakke Dream

[Protoclown]

Okay, so if you have a dream where you're a chick and you're starring in a bukakke video and it's very VERY vivid, that's NOT a bad thing, right?

[Anonymous]

As long as you keep your eyes closed.

[dellsucks4me]

If you enjoy it then it's a bad thing. If you get an AK-47 in the dream and shoot everyone up then it kicks ass.

[Protoclown]

See, I can't remember. I just remember buckets of white, 87 shaved chinchillas, and a Doctor Doom mask. The details beyond that are sort of fuzzy.

[Anonymous]

Well, Dr. Doom was voiced by Simon Templeman, maybe that has something to do with it.

[DamnthatDavid]

You only have to worry is if the male star is the Human Torch.

Great Flaming Nut Milk! IT BURNS!!!!

[Anonymous]

if I knew what bukakke meant I would answer your question

[Rongi]

I think it means having someone cum all over your face

[Esuohlim]

It means having like 100 people come all over you, and they are all required to carry at least TWO STDs.

[Supafly345]

bukkake? Isn't that the sound a chicken makes?

[HickMan]

Originally Posted by SCABBYNIPPLESUCKER

See, I can't remember. I just remember buckets of white, 87 shaved chinchillas, and a Doctor Doom mask. The details beyond that are sort of fuzzy.

DID YOU REALLY COUNT THEM OR ARE YOU GAY>?

[AChimp]

He counted as they came out.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Supafly345

bukkake? Isn't that the sound a chicken makes?

Only if they're Japanese.

[soundtest]

Bukkake is a Japanese term that refers to showering a receiver with sperm from one, several or many men. It is always a sperm shower and, therefore, those on the giving end are always male.

Legend has it that in ancient Japan, women who were found to be unfaithful were publicly humiliated in the town center by being tied up while every man in town ejaculated all over her to show his distaste. Basically, they were saying that if you're going to take it from someone else, you're going to get it from everyone else.

Over time, Bukkake has gone from cultlike status to an accepted sexual practice. First introduced in facial cum shot videos in the mid to late 80's by Japanese specialists, the practice has grown worldwide and has generated several popular schools and techniques.

:jeanettexxx

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by soundtest

and has generated several popular schools

LESSON ONE: HOW TO JIZZ ON SOMEONE

LESSON TWO: DIPLOMA TIME

[Anonymous]

i was just going to say

[GADZOOKS]

I don't mind you comin' here
and wastin' all my time
'cause when you're standin' oh so near
I kinda lose my mind
it's not the perfume that you wear
it's not the ribbons in your hair
I don't mind you comin' here
and wastin' all my time

I guess your Just what I needed

[James]

Bukkake is hot. A little Asian girl whimpering and looking like a glazed donut with about a half-gallon of man gravy in her stomach is a huge fucking turn on.

[kellychaos]

Legend has it that in ancient Japan, women who were found to be unfaithful were publicly humiliated in the town center by being tied up while every man in town ejaculated all over her to show his distaste. Basically, they were saying that if you're going to take it from someone else, you're going to get it from everyone else.

I think I'd that I'd be a little humiliated MYSELF if I were one of the townsmen standing around in a "circle jerk". Just sayin' :/

[Anonymous]

Indeed, the Japanese are way ahead of us in money shot technology.

[Rongi]

See this is why we have so much violence in america. If we had the public bukkake here, I think the lesson would be taught.

[Anonymous]

We'll make some room in the budget to send some engineers to Japan to enroll in bukkake school.

[Geggy]

An average speed of ejaculation is 11 mph, just so you all know.

Only if Superman would attend to one of those things, he'll for sure take out an eye or two.

[Evil Robot]

[bartman]

a girl once came up and asked me if i knew what bukakke meant because she heard it uysed and asked what it meant and the person declined. i told her it was cow-tipping. she said oh ok thanks. i love thinking about the possibilities of this proving embarassing for that poor girl in the future