does anyone crap at work?

[Skulhedface]

Though we do indeed have a bathroom at work, might I remind you veterans and let you newbs know that I work in a tattoo parlor, with tattoo artists and their slutty girlfriends who can't wait. Our bathroom has that unique fragrance you can only get in nightclubs: the combined smell of urine, shit and sex.

Maybe it's bad for my bowels, but even if I have to shit the minute I get there, I hold it until I get home.