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James · #1

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Billy McFadden has just woken up from a wonderful night's sleep filled with dreams. His eyes adjust to the sunlight pouring in through the window as he comes alive to welcome an exciting new October morning!

"Oh boy!" Billy exclaims. "Another wonderful day for me! Good morning, me! Boy, I should probably go retrieve today's paper from my porch, to see what exciting things are going on in my local area!"

WHAT SHOULD BILLY DO?

A1. Get dressed, go outside and get the paper.
A2. Go outside and get the paper, as is.
A3. Take off his underwear.

First choice to get 5 votes is the path we take. After the next scenario is laid out, 5 votes for "Go Back **" or "Start Over" will reset the story to the scenario code you input, or back to the start, respectively.

Chojin · #2

A1. Get dressed, go outside and get the paper.

Juttin · #3

I'm gonna go A1, too.

I don't want to see more CYOA Porn :/

Rongi · #4

A1. Get dressed, go outside and get the paper.

Trash · #5

A1: Get dressed, go outside and get the paper.

MarioRPG · #6

A1. Get dressed, go outside and get the paper.

Yeah, deciding vote.

James · #7

DRESSED1

Billy puts his clothes into the microwave for just a moment. The button and zipper on his jeans causes sparks, but it's nothing to worry about.

Pulling his clothes out of the microwave, he puts them on.

"Ah, toasty warm for this nippy October day! Now to see what the good word is!"

Billy opens his front door and welcomes the world, waving delightfully to the friendly faces that surround his neighborhood. He bends down to pick up the paper, and is shocked to see what is staring back at him from the front page!

The ad reads;

I-Mockery will be holding its first annual costume contest! Come in your best dressed and see if you can win THE PRIZE!

"Holy geez!" Billy exclaims. "I gotta get my costume together right away! But... should I make one, or should I buy one?

WHAT SHOULD BILLY DO?
B1. Make a costume himself.
B2. Go to the store and buy one.

Misdemonar · #8

Chojin · #9

B2. Go to the store and buy one.

liquidstatik · #10

B2. Go to the store and buy one.

Juttin · #11

B2. Go to the store and buy one

FartinMowler · #12

B1 because that is what I would do and end up looking stupid

(Sarnia Ontario : /)

Moobs · #13

B2. Go to the store and buy one

DuFresne · #14

Mockery · #15

B2.

Good thread btw, though two suggestions:

1) Give people more choices each time.

and

2) Maybe work out a way for other people to write the story. (ie: have people sign up, then let them know when it's their turn).

Gorlack the Destroyer · #16

B2. buy one from the store.

Marc Summers · #17

Juttin · #18

B2 Already won.

James · #19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery

B2.

Good thread btw, though two suggestions:

1) Give people more choices each time.

and

2) Maybe work out a way for other people to write the story. (ie: have people sign up, then let them know when it's their turn).

This is just me dumping off what little I had done for this, like, a million years ago. "The Ice King" is a reference to Bad Mr. Frosty. Remember him? How long ago was that?

James · #20

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"Hmm, I have no creative talent whatsoever, so perhaps I should just go to the store!"

Billy takes a little stroll to the costume shop.

Billy looks around, in total shock; The store is practically empty! He approaches the nearest shopkeep to inquire about this injustice!

"It's October 27th, you dumb fuck." The shopkeep exclaims, stifling a laugh through use of profanity.

Billy slowly wanders the near-empty aisles, hoping against hope for something, anything, that would be a great costume.

And then he sees it.

"Yes! This will be my costume! I shall be..."

"Spider-Man!"

Billy hastily pays for the costume, then runs to the bathroom to change into it.

"I don't know how to feel about this."

WHAT SHOULD BILLY DO?
C1. Complain to the shopkeep about his unsatisfactory purchase.
C2. Go Trick-or-Treating; You've still got time before the contest.
C3. Go to the contest now. I'm sure others have FAR WORSE costumes... right?