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Old May 2nd, 2004, 01:41 PM        You want to know why I am not in hell?
I died when I stole a pickup truck when I was drunk.

THEN IN HELL, I STOLE SATAN'S PICKUP TRUCK WHILE I WAS DRUNK AND CRASHED IT AND HE KICKED ME OUT OF HELL.

I am only 14, and have been kicked out of the world's worst place.
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Old May 2nd, 2004, 01:42 PM        Re: You want to know why I am not in hell?
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Old May 2nd, 2004, 01:59 PM       
i can't wait till im 14 and and older awesome kid like poco

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Old May 2nd, 2004, 02:02 PM       
Man, when I was 14, I only started on the long road to chronic masturbation.
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Old May 2nd, 2004, 02:14 PM       
You were 14? Man, I started when i was 12.
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Old May 2nd, 2004, 03:22 PM       
I have the strangest feeling that this is going to be one of those characters that's banned after only a few days.
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Old May 2nd, 2004, 03:25 PM       
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 03:15 PM       
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 03:35 PM       
I'll bet you hauled the hell out of there ... ... :/ ... .
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 04:57 PM       
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 05:03 PM       
I heard that they check his ass once ... then checked his ass twice ... to try and find out if he had anal hair lice.
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