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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 09:10 PM        I'm in love with Ann Coulter
I've put a lot of thought in to this, and I've come to terms with it. I'm in love with Ann Coulter.

She's snotty, arrogant, juvenile, antagonistic, and terribly ill-informed. Her books are crap, and were it not for her lack of pom-poms, I'd be almost certain she's the official GOP Cheerleader.

I want to marry her. Unfortunately, her ideal man is Joe McArthy.
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 09:23 PM       
Dude....drive to Alabama and call me...I have a bottle of really good scotch...we'll drink and you'll forget....she's no good for you....
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 09:53 PM       
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 10:16 PM       
If you want to rid yourself of those feelings, think of what she'll be like in 25 years.
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Old Dec 9th, 2004, 11:46 PM       
Shes also a Deadhead...

I find this really hard to understand. Especially since Bob Weir's new job is being the democrats cheerleader.
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 01:26 AM        Re: I'm in love with Ann Coulter
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I've put a lot of thought in to this, and I've come to terms with it. I'm in love with Ann Coulter.

She's snotty, arrogant, juvenile, antagonistic, and terribly ill-informed. Her books are crap, and were it not for her lack of pom-poms, I'd be almost certain she's the official GOP Cheerleader.
Are you sure you didn't stumble across a mirror while wearing a Ann Coulter mask, Kevin? Sounds like you are giving a blow-by-blow description of yourself.
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 01:41 AM       
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 05:10 AM       
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 06:47 AM       
I'm a republican and despise Anne Coulter. She's only good for a good session of smackin' a weiner across her face.
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 07:44 AM        Re: I'm in love with Ann Coulter
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I've put a lot of thought in to this, and I've come to terms with it. I'm in love with Ann Coulter.

She's snotty, arrogant, juvenile, antagonistic, and terribly ill-informed. Her books are crap, and were it not for her lack of pom-poms, I'd be almost certain she's the official GOP Cheerleader.
Are you sure you didn't stumble across a mirror while wearing a Ann Coulter mask, Kevin? Sounds like you are giving a blow-by-blow description of yourself.
damn....is that all you have left? At least call him a fag or something....
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 09:18 AM       
Doeth anyone hear a nanoying Mothquito buthing around?

Seriously Vinth, I'm only noticing you posted out of rethpect for your previous work. Why even bother if that's all you're up to? Give your fingers a rest, I'm sure they need their beauty sleep to get ready for your next underwater handjob.

And Kev, don't worry about your Coulter thing. At heart, it's like guys fantasies about Lipstick esbians, dreaming that their problem is they've never kniown what's it's like with a REAL man. Your thinking you're hot,alll night long, powers of explanation could turn her.
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 10:29 AM        Re: I'm in love with Ann Coulter
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I've put a lot of thought in to this, and I've come to terms with it. I'm in love with Ann Coulter.

She's snotty, arrogant, juvenile, antagonistic, and terribly ill-informed. Her books are crap, and were it not for her lack of pom-poms, I'd be almost certain she's the official GOP Cheerleader.
Are you sure you didn't stumble across a mirror while wearing a Ann Coulter mask, Kevin? Sounds like you are giving a blow-by-blow description of yourself.
Kevin is a GOP cheerleader?
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 11:26 AM       
this really isn't about hot women is it?
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 01:17 PM       
Kevin wrote a book?
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Old Dec 10th, 2004, 07:04 PM       
If Ann Coulter is a man, then I don't wanna be straight.
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Old Dec 11th, 2004, 11:48 AM       
Christ, guys....Ann Coulter if fucking hideous.....I mean seriously, look at her...skinny legs, no boobs, stringy blond hair...
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Old Dec 11th, 2004, 12:00 PM       
Yeah but for a So far Right your a raving lunatic conservative, she's really hot! It's a great arena for her. Like the chick with the nicem figure at the SCI-Fi convention with a wall eye. It really doesn't matter she has a wall-eye, does it?

In the kingdom of the very ugly, Anne Coulter is Beauty Queen.
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Old Dec 11th, 2004, 12:28 PM       
I think that it's a power and humiliation thing. Do your fantasies involve five asian guys in a circle jerk with Ann in the middle in a giant martini glass?
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Old Dec 11th, 2004, 12:44 PM       
She probably was quite lovely before the power of the one ring changed her ;<
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Old Dec 11th, 2004, 12:53 PM       
I doubt very seriously that Ann Coulter has ever been anything close to lovely....as close as she could get would be horrible....
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Old Dec 11th, 2004, 01:03 PM       
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Old Dec 11th, 2004, 02:12 PM       
what the fuck, kelly posted something that made me laugh
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Old Dec 11th, 2004, 02:33 PM       
I really never thought she was all that attractive. She always looked (and sounded) like a post-op trannie to me.
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Old Dec 11th, 2004, 05:14 PM       
Don't knock post op trannies till you've tried post op trannies.
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Old Dec 11th, 2004, 07:08 PM       
Oh, man...that was an image I didn't need....yow...
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