My New Bong

[Command Prompt]

I bought it three weeks ago, I would of mentioned it earlier but I guess I got stoned and forgot

<--- just like that one except blue.

[James]

You are truly a winner. Someone get this man a little gold star.

[Command Prompt]

You're right. Drugs are for losers. Marijuana? I'm seriously fucking up my life. Time to get my act together and be the best damn poster here.

Like James

[James]

It's not your fault. By the looks of your name, you must be Mexican. And Mexicans are known to be lazy and sit around smoking pot all the time. So I forgive you for that, Pepito.

My real problem is you probably jumped the border so you can live in America and be lazy. You're a drain on this great country. Perhaps the next time you rob someone and pawn their jewelry, you could go pick up a copy of my book to help you become a quality American like myself.

But before that, you should probably head back to Mexico and wait to become a legal citizen of this great country. Now if you excuse me, I have to go induce heart attacks in some old ladies.

[Command Prompt]

Actually If you've ever paid any fucking attention I'm that white guy from Canada that everyone hates.

But good comeback though. You are product of american education system, yes?

[soundtest]

those generic plastic bongs suck

[soundtest]

go here dude www.weedcity.com don't listen to the sign they have to say that becasue of the law how would they know ur not smoking tobaccoo haha

[Command Prompt]

That USED to be my oppinion (Acrylic Bongs suck)

Is that like the disclamer when I use a Microsoft crack and it says I'm NOT supposed to use this program

[soundtest]

one time i smoked so much weed

[Command Prompt]

omg did you listen to zepplin? that good to listen to when your baked

[kahljorn]

My favorite bong is a gravity bong (or a "bucket bong"), can be made for about 5.00(if you buy all the materials yourself). All you need is a socket wrench, some silly putty and a two liter bottle. The wonder of this product is it does all the work for you, you don't even have to inhale! It i nhales for you(Or forces the smoke down tot he deepest part of your lungs and gets you F UCKED UP).

I should go get stoned... got a bottle of vodka....

[Comrade Rocket]

I wore a thong once, but i didnt inhale.

[Anonymous]

I wonder if anyone else finds Jamesman's new gimmick as hilarious as I do :<

[Drew Katsikas]

nope

[sports]

Damn that bong looks cool (not that I do drugs or anything)

[MrAdventure]

alright, seriously, whoever's fucking character this is needs to stop because it's not funny anymore and i am sick and tired of this

[sports]

What are you talking about Mr A?

[MrAdventure]

what the fuck? Mr A? are we best friends or something? Mr A? holy shit that's beyond out of line and i cannot possibly imagine you having the audacity to ever address me ever again you freakin' jerk, just tell whoever is behind all this to give it up

[sports]

What are you talking about? Are you talking about earlier today, when you couldn't access the boards?

Mr A? holy shit that's beyond out of line and i cannot possibly imagine you having the audacity to ever address me ever again you freakin' jerk,

Whatsup Mr. A J/K.

[ziggytrix]

i only wonder if he knows he's got a tears for fears song in his sig

[sports]

Yes, I do know that, Ziggy. I have the Gary Jules version from Donnie Darko...

[huond]

420 SPROTS

[Helm]

Tears for Fears are awesome, dude

[Big McLargehuge]

HEY THAT BONG SUX

[sports]

420 SPROTS

my ass...wait...what does 420 mean anyway? Minutes til I'm banned?