I'd like Bush more if...

[Sethomas]

Instead of calling N. Korea, Iran, and Iraq the "Axis of Evil", he should have called them the "Entourage of Iniquity". It'd help me tolerate him slightly more.

Any other suggestions?

[Spectre X]

For token "I'd like him more if he had a brain" comment, insert coin

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[FS]

I would've preferred something comic book-style, like... the Terrible Trio. Or the Three Vile Servants of M'Zoggi's Shadow.

I'd like him more if he was terribly incontinent and always wore kakis.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I try not to hate (bad karma and the like), but I can't help hating all things Bush...him, his family, everything he touches. There is nothing that would make me like anything about him....unless he gouged his own eyeball out....on TV

[Anonymous]

Every time he held a press conference or gave a speech he would sit in a wooden rocking chair in a cowboy hat and boots holding a shotgun, chewing on a piece of straw, and occasionally spitting off to the side every time he mentioned another country. He would drive around in a pickup truck with a velvet Jesus tapestry hung up in the back and a bumper sticker that says "the only good possum is a dead possum"

[Immortal Goat]

If he learned the language of the country he supposedly runs.

[Brandon]

I don't know about you guys, but I might like him more if I see the footage of him with the bullhorn a few more times.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

If he went to all functions, even the most mundane, wearing a pilot's outfit.

[Burger Lord]

Maybe if he rides a white horse wearing a 10 gallon hat with two pistols firing into the air before every press conference. Followed by a town drunk and an indian sidekick.

[Jixby Phillips]

I wish he'd spend less time being president and more time making funny movies with his dog! ;_;

http://www.whitehouse.gov/holiday/20...ycam004.v.html

[GADZOOKS]

That's all the white house should ever do

[GADZOOKS]

"No more blue ornament, we need red ornaments more and more red ornaments"

[Rongi]

Oh my god maybe it was a good thing that Mr. Bush won the election !

[FS]

after that video, I love him.

[Anonymous]

why can't i see it ;_;

[GADZOOKS]

You need Real Player, Chojin.

[GADZOOKS]

Oh, by the way, if you loved that one, here's Barney Cam II: Barney Reloaded!

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/relea...031211-7.html#

[mburbank]

I would like him a lot more of he'd chocked nearly to death on that pretzel! And had enough oxygen loss so that he had real bad brain damage! So that he was still ambulatroy but CLEARLY, VISIBLY, UNDENIABLT retarded! Like he could hardly make words at all and he drooled! But he was still president, and they trotted him out every now and again the way they did with Strom Thurmond at the end, insisting he was still sharp as ever and fully in control! Even though everyone could see there was NO POSSABILITY AT ALL that he was in any way actually connected with RUNNING THE GOVERNMENT, nor should he be, because he was a drooling, incoherent, near vegetable!



THAT WOULD BE SO IRONIC!!!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

psssst.....Max....that's the way it is now.....

[mburbank]

No, no, no NO NO!!! YOU DON'T GET IT!!! THAT'S THE JOKE!!!

[Preechr]

Originally Posted by mburbank

I would like him a lot more of he'd chocked nearly to death on that pretzel! And had enough oxygen loss so that he had real bad brain damage! So that he was still ambulatroy but CLEARLY, VISIBLY, UNDENIABLT retarded! Like he could hardly make words at all and he drooled! But he was still president, and they trotted him out every now and again the way they did with Strom Thurmond at the end, insisting he was still sharp as ever and fully in control! Even though everyone could see there was NO POSSABILITY AT ALL that he was in any way actually connected with RUNNING THE GOVERNMENT, nor should he be, because he was a drooling, incoherent, near vegetable!



THAT WOULD BE SO IRONIC!!!

Ok, but only if he polled higher than ever.

While we're at it, let's just make him a disembodied hand preserved in a jar, directed entirely by the will of Jesus. The hand could be stuck in a middle finger up salute and our foreign policycould be decided by bombs dropped in whatever direction the finger faced on any given day.

[Jeanette X]

I'd like Bush better if...both he and Cheney resigned.

/got nothing

[mburbank]

Preecher made me laugh. Maybe he could be killed and Chenney and Rove and Rummy could just get a rubber hand puppet and trade it arpound for press conferences.

I mean, I think I could get behind W saying Rummy was a compassionate guy doing an excellent job if it was actually Rummy himself saying it with really crappy ventriliquism through a rubber puppet visibly on the end of his hand.

[Preechr]

Originally Posted by mburbank

Maybe he could be killed...

Well, if that's what I get for making you laugh...

[punkgrrrlie10]

Originally Posted by Sethomas

Instead of calling N. Korea, Iran, and Iraq the "Axis of Evil", he should have called them the "Entourage of Iniquity". It'd help me tolerate him slightly more.

Any other suggestions?

Actually, the rumor was he did want to call it that but couldn't spell entourage...or iniquity....or of.